Round 3 will be a combo round. It will consist of limericks, one-liners, yo' momma jokes, freestyle, and 8-mile.
By now you should know what a limerick is.
A one-liner should be just one sentence long.
Yo' momma jokes should be original, not looked up on the internet.
8-mile style should be a rap-style rhyming insult. Medium length. You don't have to make up choruses and crap if you don't want. Just make it funny and insulting.
FREESTYLE is anything you want.
There will be a total of 5 insult posts per contestant. Contestants will alternate posts in the fashion below:
Here is how the SEMIFINAL round will go:
1st post from each contestant: FreeStyle
2nd post from each contestant: yo' momma jokes
3rd post from each contestant: limerick
4th post from each contestant: one-liner
5th post from each contestant: 8-mile style
IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY what is instructed in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed or pictures inserted which are not a part of a limerick, one-liner, etc..
And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!
LOG will go first. (smallest margin of victory in Round 1)
It's not easy insulting an alias. I mean seriously, have some cahones if you're going to play. If BillsOwnAll didn't hide behind an alias, you shouldn't need to.
But...
When a ****** named Dozerdog is behind the mask, it's easier.
When a walking tub of Crisco tries to insult you, it doesn't hurt as much.
When a "man" that's uglier than Eb and Patrick put together calls you names, it kinda just rolls off your back.
When a butt-face with a superiority complex rivaled only by the size of the blockage in his arteries "opens up a can of whoop-a$$", you tend to feel so sorry for the poor idiot, that you let him kick you a few times before you destroy him. Wouldn't want to damage his ego too severely.
When someone more than twice your age tries to insult you, it doesn't really bother you. He'll be dead soon anyway.
The guy's a harmless little bug.
So I'll let him feel all cozy and safe behind his BillC character while I methodically tear him to pieces.
Oh yeah, and since you all love homosexual jokes...
Hey LoG-
What gave me away being Gay? Did my dick taste like S**t?
....'bout time you were a victim of your own cruel games.....
You FINALLY got around to fixing the multiple quote feature! How long was that, 4 months? Let me test it out for you and see if it works…..
Originally posted by mchurchfie Log sucks, ‘nuff said :church:
Originally posted by Mike32282 BREAKING NEWS!!! - Log sucks!
Originally posted by Art Wander Don’t get me started! - Log sucks!
Originally posted by honey I’m Sorry, Log- but you suck!
Originally posted by The Historian
1992- Log sucked
1993- Log still sucked
1994- Log continued to suck
1995- Log sucked, but not as bad as he did in 1994
1996- Log’s suckiest year to date.
1997- Became the Buffalo Bills all time suck leader
Originally posted by BironsGirl43 OMG! Log sucks! LOL!
Originally posted by Shelby That :angry:ing Log! He sucks copiously!
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart How Apropos. Log sucks……
Originally posted by Ebenezer Things that I think suck…..
1) NASCAR
2) Joe Millionaire
3) Rap Music
4) Jennifer Aniston
5) Log
Originally posted by clumping platelets Log Clump
Originally posted by Jaded 7 Hello my dear…
Thanks for not picking me up at the airport before the draft party……
You suck! :j7:
Originally posted by Patrick76777 Gawd! You really suck, man! Sucking this bad, I find it very hard to believe you never went to West Seneca West!
Originally posted by Brian H You sucked so bad, I had to create my own site!
Originally posted by Ingtar33
lordofgun scouting report-
Footwork-sucks
40 time- sucked really bad
Cone drill- sucked. The cones won.
Vertical leap- You could barely slip 2 sheets of paper between his feet and the ground. That really sucks.
This guy couldn’t bench press a mop handle. You really have to suck to accomplish this.
Originally posted by The Cincinnati Bengals With the first pick in the 2004 NFL Draft, we proudly select… from Elmira, NY….LordofGun!
Originally posted by Wys Guy You suck more than Kevin Gilbride, Drew Bledsoe, and Willis McGahee combined!
Just look at the last two rounds. This blind faith of everyone on this board in your ability to insult people really baffles me. Take away the 2nd and 4th insult against Ebenezer in round one and there is no way your insults were remotely funny.
Another point of concern is your inability to hold a lead vs. Patrick in round 2. Three times you held a 4 vote lead only to surrender it late. This means only one thing! Your defensive coaching sucks. Until this is rectified, your insults will be marginal at best.
Originally posted by Tim Connolly Welcome to Suckville
Originally posted by badspanish El señor Lordofgun, yo nunca he visto que alguien chupa como este usted es un pollo.
Originally posted by bduff54 i think u suck wors than Mario in feberary
Originally posted by France Monsieur LordofGun…
We enjoy your sense of humor. For your contributions to comedie’, we will award you with the Jerry Lewis Medal D’honour
Originally posted by Bogus Trumper I want to bear your children
Originally posted by Mr Miyagi You suck worse than diaper rash
There once was a network named Empire
Which LoG watched with a burning desire
His favorite anchor was Josh Mora
Whom he sent a bouquet of fresh flora
And who's children he wanted to sire!
LOG in da hizouse comin' to represent all my oppressed bruthas from tha zone ghetto.
Dazy has been...
51 years in the making
after 29 years of faking
She told me she was there for the taking
Cuz she wuz getting tired of baking...
Dozer's Cholesterol-free food
Here, chew on this piece of wood
I'm sure it tastes just as good
I hope a fat clot takes you outta this hood.
Dozer can't even make kids
even if he did they'd die of SIDS
Says he got tested
Says he was molested
Says he accidentally ingested
his own sperm which was accidentally infested
excuses excuses excuses...
CHORUS:
Dozer making fun of me's crazy
He can't even make a baby
It's not just the fact that he's lazy
I think there's something wrong with Dazy
24 hours a day at the Zone
You're forgetting the sound of a voice tone
You don't even know if your wife's home
You don't even know if she's alone
She's not alone. She's getting owned.
He says his dogs are his offspring
Too bad their life span is only in the teens
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you like paws
But they'll be dead before you hit menopause
Just keep telling yourself you feel fulfilled.
CHORUS:
Dozer making fun of me's crazy
He can't even make a baby
It's not just the fact that he's lazy
I think there's something wrong with Dazy
No matter the excuse
If life's a train, he's not even the caboose.
If life's a plane, he jumped out without a chute.
If he complains one more time, I think I'm gonna puke.
It's no fluke
You were born without game
You were born lame
You were born without a last name. Bizastard.
You need to go talk to a pastor
Ask him if there's any way you can see your maker faster
Your life's a disaster
CHORUS:
Dozer making fun of me's crazy
He can't even make a baby
It's not just the fact that he's lazy
I think there's something wrong with Dazy
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real LordofGun please stand up?
I repeat, will the real LordofGun please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here. Don’t make me ban you.
Y'all act like you never seen a mesh hat before
Jaws all on the floor like Shelby , like Churchie just burst in the door
and started kissin her ass worse than before- hearin – Y’alls mating calls
LoG don’t mean to be a bore……He’s a ZoneBuck whore
I'm LordofGun , yes I'm the real LoG
My wiener drips something that looks like egg nog
So won't the real LordofGun please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Feminist women love JimmyP
"LordofGun, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so reatrded though!"
Yeah, He’s probably got a couple of screws up in his head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in BillC’s Lincoln bedrooms
I'm LordofGun , yes I'm the real LoG
I’m living in this internet world in a big electronic fog
So won't the real LordofGun please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Sometimes, Jim Brinson just wanna get on TV and just let loose,
but it's cool for LoG to hump a dead moose
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time BOA hits fourth grade
They got the Zone’s Private Forum don't they?
I'm LordofGun , yes I'm the real LoG
Leeching off the hard work of TypicalBill, nbf, Typ0 & Dozerdog
So won't the real LordofGun please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Elmira is the town that gave us Tommy Hilfiger
But LoG’s the only guy wearing polyester in Extra-bigger
Riding the adult trike, with his boy toy named Mike,
Sleeping in together and spooning he’s psyched!
I'm LordofGun , yes I'm the real LoG
Jaded’s my Miss Piggy and I’m her Kermit the Frog
So won't the real LordofGun please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
LordofGun has shown the world his stuff….
But like George Costanza eating the muff…
gets the tap on the shoulder…enough is enough…
time for a relief pitcher….. take a seat on the bench
next to Ebenezer and Patrick … you made them your wench
These penis size jokes got me in a stitch
Let me help you out measuring that you *****!
I'm LordofGun , yes I'm the real LoG
Kickin’ whitey’s heinie for going analog
So won't the real LordofGun please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Clump
