View Poll Results: SEMIFINALS: gunzlingr vs. Mr. Miyagi 2-round FREESTYLE SHOWDOWN OF DEATH!

Voters
23. You may not vote on this poll
  • Mr. Miyagi

    11 47.83%
  • gunzlingr

    12 52.17%
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 48

Thread: SEMIFINALS: gunzlingr defeats Mr. Miyagi 12-11 in 2-round FREESTYLE SHOWDOWN OF DEATH

  1. #1
    in charge of you
    Administrator Emeritus
    lordofgun's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    higher than you
    Posts
    48,416
    Thanks
    14
    Thanked 20 Times in 8 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    138

    SEMIFINALS: gunzlingr vs. Mr. Miyagi 2-round FREESTYLE SHOWDOWN OF DEATH!

    OK, you each get 2 turns. gunzlingr is up!






    <a href="http://www.buzzdash.com/index.php?page=buzzbite&amp;BB_id=119588">Do you like me?</a> | <a href="http://www.buzzdash.com">BuzzDash polls</a>


  2. #2
    Registered User Gunzlingr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Spider Skull Island
    Posts
    45,976
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    172
    Well Miyagi, just like a bad case of genital warts, you return. Tell, did your parents have any kids that lived? It must have been tough on them being your parents, and your aunt and uncle too. I guess your dad took it to heart when he heard that "incest is best, put your sister to the test"

    So how you been doing? I understand you have more strains of VD than the continent of Africa, so many that the CDC had this poster made for their convention last year:



    I hear that you are pretty popular with the homeless crowd too, well the gay part of it. I am no way judging your tastes in men, just making an observation from this graph I found:



    I can't believe that your neighbors haven't run you off yet, maybe they haven't realized you are a registered sex offender yet. What am I thinking? It is Wisconsin, they are all sex offenders.

    I see your wife has a new video out. Mrs. Miyagi's all Hermaphrodite Gang Bang MCM, her website www.nastyskanks.com/miyagi.htm says that Diseased Sailor Today gave it 2 pants down. I don't know if that means it is good or bad, but I guess she has has probably seen more diseased sailors than Bethesda Naval Hospital.

    I hear you are about due for another trip to Thailand for more "boyish" fun. I would warn you to watch out for SARS, but I think the crap you carry is far worse.

    I had better let you get back to work, those gay bukkake videos are time consuming to film I hear.
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

  3. #3
    Lecter's Little Bitch
    Mr. Miyagi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    53,616
    Thanks
    712
    Thanked 2,789 Times in 1,400 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    159
    The Story of My Life Ė by gunzlinger

    Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away :england:, or what they call South Dakota, there lived a family named The Gunzlingers. There was Papa Gunz , Mama Gunz :apu:, Big Gunz :2guns:, Dual Gunz :pow:, and Baby Gunz . This family was a very loving family :argue:, and everyone was very close to each other .

    Papa Gunz was a great father , always playing with his children , telling them great stories about life :angry:, and teaching them to act responsibly . He also particularly favored the youngest, Baby Gunz, whom you have all come to know as our very own Gunzlinger :bigmike:. Papa Gunz loved Baby Gunz so much, when the other kids werenít looking , he would teach him extra lessons and played special games with him . And Baby Gunz enjoyed every single minute of it :o: .

    When Baby Gunz was a teenager :bart:, he was a very quiet young man and had kept to himself . Although he was not particularly the most popular kid in school :stone: :hammeru:, he had looked to his future and had many dreams . He had inspired to be an artist , an athlete , and a professional :nurse:. He had vowed to make something of himself :redhead:.

    One day, as he was minding his own business , the girl in his dreams :louie: suddenly emerged out of nowhere in front of his eyes. He gathered up his courage and approached the love of his life :bduff:. To his surprised, the girl had also spotted him out of the crowd and apparently was very intrigued by him . They fell in love almost immediately and had got to know to each other very well in a very short time. Gunz was sure that they would then live happily ever after.

    However, since shortly after the mate of his dream :louie: had disappeared from Gunzís life as soon as he hit some financial difficulty , which he could not imagine why , Gunz had kept his composure with dignity and integrity . He now continues to lead a fruitful life and to this day is still a handsome :finfan:, intelligent , athletic :bigmike: contributing member of our society :machgun: with a healthy lifestyle .

  4. #4
    Registered User Gunzlingr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Spider Skull Island
    Posts
    45,976
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    172
    MR. MIYAGI..THIS IS YOUR LIFE!

    A product of a love greater than any brother-sister bond (or any state law), Mr. Miyagi was born to Ursula Fangburn and Francois Miyagi on October 12th, 1970 in a dumpster near Niagra Falls.

    Miyagi had a tough time growing up, a lonely bastard child from the wrong side of the tracks. His only friends- a crack whore named Sadie, and a scooter he stole from the the lost and found of the Jehovah's Witness Kingdom hall. When he wasn't busy riding a passed out Sadie, he was busy riding his scooter.


    As if school wasn't hard enough, puberty hit Miyagi at age 17, and it hit him hard. Any more hair, and he could have doubled as Chewbaca in the next Star Wars film (ironic isn't it, that he seems to be balding in all of his photos?).



    Along with a massive case of Sasquatch-itis, puberty left Miyagi questioning his sexuality, and why he liked to dress in women's clothing.

    Luckily for him, when he graduated highschool at age 23, there was place he could go, and be himself sexually. It was a magical place for Miyagi, a place that few dare go. A place where he could be free to spread his love, his legs, and his many, many social diseases. That place... Wisconsin!

    Today Miyagi has settled down to a life of homo-erotic films, penicillin shots, and rogaine. He met his life partner, Jo-Jo on the set of his film, "Wax on, Whack off". Due to the modern scientific miracle that is electrolysis, he is relative free of his werewolf like fuzz, and enjoys leather, latex, and sexually suggestive foods.



    Mr. Miyagi, of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, bastian of hope to viral and bacterial infections everywhere, this is your life!

  5. #5
    Lecter's Little Bitch
    Mr. Miyagi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    53,616
    Thanks
    712
    Thanked 2,789 Times in 1,400 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    159
    Has anyone seen Gunzlinger's picture? Ever wonder how he got to be so big :bigmike:? Is it the nutrition packed foods in South Dakota? I've always wondered.

    After conducting many exhausting hours of research, I came across a website which hold Gunzlinger's family secret. Apparently Gunzlinger's father, Papa Gunz , owned a restaurant. And below is one of its advertisement found in a local newspaper:

    "Got an animal you canít keep?
    Unexpected pregnancy from your sheep?
    No need to worry you can relax
    Zebras, lions, dogs or cats
    Let me take them off your hands
    Iíll make a new dish on demand
    No part of a beast will go uneaten
    Gunzlingerís cuisine canít be beaten
    Ears, noses, tails and heels
    Rest assure Iíll make some tasty meals"

  6. #6
    in charge of you
    Administrator Emeritus
    lordofgun's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    higher than you
    Posts
    48,416
    Thanks
    14
    Thanked 20 Times in 8 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    138
    Good job! Voting open until 12 midnight eastern!

  7. #7
    Lecter's Little Bitch
    Mr. Miyagi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    53,616
    Thanks
    712
    Thanked 2,789 Times in 1,400 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    159
    gunz

  8. #8
    Registered User Gunzlingr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Spider Skull Island
    Posts
    45,976
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    172
    good match MM

  9. #9
    Registered User TypicalBill's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    somewhere far, far away
    Posts
    9,061
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Power to Give Rep
    41
    good job guys
    For the latest Bills news, visit the front page www.billszone.com

  10. #10
    Registered User Mr.Reality's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Posts
    6,194
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    50
    MM, I'm impressed. That first one was hilarious. Just LOOKING at it was hilarious. It was like overkill ridiculous to the nth degree, two pronged funny.

  11. #11
    Registered User Michael82's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Section 123, Row 4, Seat 3
    Posts
    82,325
    Thanks
    762
    Thanked 283 Times in 91 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    305
    Very good, guys!



    so, who wants my vote? It's for sale if one of you guys wants it. PM me. :)






  12. #12
    Lecter's Little Bitch
    Mr. Miyagi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    53,616
    Thanks
    712
    Thanked 2,789 Times in 1,400 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    159
    What's the bidding start at?

  13. #13
    Lecter's Little Bitch
    Mr. Miyagi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    53,616
    Thanks
    712
    Thanked 2,789 Times in 1,400 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    159
    Originally posted by Mr.Reality
    MM, I'm impressed. That first one was hilarious. Just LOOKING at it was hilarious. It was like overkill ridiculous to the nth degree, two pronged funny.
    Coming from you, it's a heck of a compliment. Thanks MR!

  14. #14
    81 st zoner mybills's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    right here
    Posts
    61,717
    Thanks
    23
    Thanked 39 Times in 17 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    198
    The ultimate song was playing when I read these posts...Neil Young...

    "I heard fighting..and bullwhips cracking..and how long, how long, hoooow long.....

    Damn, I wish this went on a little longer...you guys ROCK!!! LOL!
    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

  15. #15
    The Vanilla admin shelby's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Tampa, Florida
    Posts
    48,489
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    203


    Absolutely :angry:ing hilarious!!!! Great job, both of you!!



  16. #16
    Registered User honey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    MN
    Posts
    37,024
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Power to Give Rep
    149
    When does this vote end??? I'm getting bored over here.

  17. #17
    Fat Tony's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Posts
    4,351
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    28
    Don't you have some cows to rub out? :pow:

  18. #18
    Registered User honey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    MN
    Posts
    37,024
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Power to Give Rep
    149
    I thought I hired YOU to do that, Fat Tony! Didn't you get the cash yet?

  19. #19
    Lecter's Little Bitch
    Mr. Miyagi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    53,616
    Thanks
    712
    Thanked 2,789 Times in 1,400 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    159
    It ends in 2 minutes. I guess gunz won.

  20. #20
    in charge of you
    Administrator Emeritus
    lordofgun's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    higher than you
    Posts
    48,416
    Thanks
    14
    Thanked 20 Times in 8 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    138
    It's over! Gunz wins by 1 vote!

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •