FINALS: BillC vs. gunzlingr - RHYME THREAD
THE FINALS will be a combo round of sorts. I will post 3 threads. One for FREESTYLE, one for RHYMES, and one for one-liners (one one-liner per post please).
Each contestant will have 3 turns per thread. Once those turns are completed, the voting will open for approx. 24 hours in that thread. For each category (thread) where you get more votes, you get a point. The first one to 2 points is the winner!
IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY what is instructed in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed or pictures inserted which are not a part of a limerick, one-liner, etc..
And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!
THIS THREAD IS FOR RHYME INSULTS. Do limericks, haikus, or whatever else the freak you want as long as it rhymes.
gunzlingr will go first in this thread. (smallest margin of victory in SEMIS)