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  • lordofgun
    in charge of you

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 48416

    FINAL: CHAMPIONSHIP: BillC defeats gunzlingr 14-9 - LIMERICK THREAD

    FINALS: BillC vs. gunzlingr - RHYME THREAD

    THE FINALS will be a combo round of sorts. I will post 3 threads. One for FREESTYLE, one for RHYMES, and one for one-liners (one one-liner per post please).

    Each contestant will have 3 turns per thread. Once those turns are completed, the voting will open for approx. 24 hours in that thread. For each category (thread) where you get more votes, you get a point. The first one to 2 points is the winner!

    <hr>

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY what is instructed in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed or pictures inserted which are not a part of a limerick, one-liner, etc..

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    THIS THREAD IS FOR RHYME INSULTS. Do limericks, haikus, or whatever else the freak you want as long as it rhymes.

    gunzlingr will go first in this thread. (smallest margin of victory in SEMIS)
    23
    gunzlingr
    0%
    9
    BillC
    0%
    14






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  • gunzlingr
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 45976

    #2
    BillC must miss Washington
    Now that his term is over and done
    With no marketable job skills, he
    Stays at home entertaining Hillary
    Who likes to ream him out good with her strap-on
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    • BillC
      The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
      • Jul 2002
      • 1737

      #3
      From deep in the land of the Sioux
      Came a brown noser reeking of poo
      Take a lesson from LoG
      Unless you're the lead dog
      there isn't much change to the view
      Attached Files

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      • gunzlingr
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 45976

        #4
        You rhymes are as lame as can be
        But I am not daunted you see
        Am I battling BillC the Poser,
        Or his little ***** Dozer?
        It doesn't matter they both suck equally
        You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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        • BillC
          The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
          • Jul 2002
          • 1737

          #5
          Hey Gunz, are you high on Glue?
          Is this the best you can do?
          From out of the Plains
          came Mr **** for Brains
          Thank God he didn't have to come up with a Haiku

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          • gunzlingr
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 45976

            #6
            Hey Bill, here is a tip
            Wipe that stuff off your lip
            Is it the pus
            From your syphilis,
            or Vince Foster's manly c um drip?
            You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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            • BillC
              The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
              • Jul 2002
              • 1737

              #7
              Home, homo on Gunzlinger's range
              where the sexually harassed animals act strange
              PETA's getting disturbed
              overa donkey named Herb
              Who's recovering from STD's and the mange.





              :horse::

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              • lordofgun
                in charge of you

                Administrator Emeritus
                • Jul 2002
                • 48416

                #8
                That's it! Voting's open until 3pm eastern on Thursday.






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                • Patrick76777
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 17297

                  #9
                  I’ll rate each post from 0-5

                  Gunz first – More so making fun of Clinton, plus rhyming he and Hillary really hurt the flow. I give it a 2
                  Dozer first – Very witty, which I like! Using the word Poo is a little on the juvenile side but people seem to like that here. I’ll give it a 4

                  So far Dozer 4 gunz 2

                  Gunz second – I like this one even with the typo in the first line. Still no flow! I like the poser and Dozer line which gives it a 3
                  Dozer second – Sioux, Poo, view, Glue, do and Haiku. Another strong effort lack of flow gives it a 4.

                  Dozer 8, Gunz 5

                  Gunz third – Rhyming pus and syphilis! EEEESSSSSHHHHH not good. Should have tried some thing like,

                  Hurts to Piss
                  May be Syphilis

                  Anyway, I can only give you a 1.5 for that effort

                  Dozer’s third - Another strong effort. 4.5. Lost the half for tough flow.

                  Final,

                  Dozer 12.5 gunz 6.5

                  Dozer in a rout! He gets my vote in this one.
                  Resign our own guys!

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                  • mybills
                    81 st zoner
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 61717

                    #10
                    Wow Patrick, yer picky! "overa donkey named Herb"
                    has a typo in it too. I think they were both great..damn these tough decisions! lol.
                    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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                    • Mr. Miyagi
                      Lecter's Little Bitch

                      • Sep 2002
                      • 53616

                      #11
                      I'm a liberal so I gotta vote for BillC...
                      But Gunz beat me so I gotta root for him to win...

                      Tough call

                      Hey, how about I actually vote for someone who's funnier, instead of the popularity contest I was in last round???

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                      • Typ0
                        honey pie
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 32560

                        #12
                        I didn't do nothing with a Donkey. That's sick.

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                        • mybills
                          81 st zoner
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 61717

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
                          I'm a liberal so I gotta vote for BillC...
                          But Gunz beat me so I gotta root for him to win...

                          Tough call

                          Hey, how about I actually vote for someone who's funnier, instead of the popularity contest I was in last round???

                          lol. I didn't vote for the REAL Bill C, and I lost to the poser!
                          I too, will vote for the funniest one!
                          I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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                          • Patrick76777
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 17297

                            #14
                            BillC was funnier!
                            Resign our own guys!

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                            • Earthquake Enyart
                              Legendary Zoner
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 27521

                              #15
                              Well, Bill called the other guy a homo. He wins automatically, right?

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