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Thread: FINAL: CHAMPIONSHIP: gunzlingr defeats BillC 14-13 - ONE-LINER THREAD

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    FINALS: BillC vs. gunzlingr - ONE-LINER THREAD

    FINALS: BillC vs. gunzlingr - ONE-LINER THREAD

    THE FINALS will be a combo round of sorts. I will post 3 threads. One for FREESTYLE, one for limericks, and one for one-liners (one one-liner per post please).

    Each contestant will have 3 turns per thread. Once those turns are completed, the voting will open for approx. 24 hours in that thread. For each category (thread) where you get more votes, you get a point. The first one to 2 points is the winner!




    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY what is instructed in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed or pictures inserted which are not a part of a limerick, one-liner, etc..

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    THIS THREAD IS FOR ONE-LINER INSULTS. Remember, a single one-liner per post please!

    BillC will go first in this thread (gunz in the other 2)






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    You are about as entertaining as a ruptured colostomy bag on a crowded elevator, ....you schmuck!

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    You have the sex appeal of a floating corpse, and half the personality.
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    The Sperm bank called- They are forclosing, you're overdrawn, and they want their free toaster back.

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    I wanted to kick your ass, until I realized you would actually enjoy having a boot up your ass.

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    I'd rather scrape my nuts against a cheese grater than have to take any advice from this alcoholic rodeo clown wanna-be......

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    The sounds fingernails on a chalkboard would be a more pleasant experience than your weak ass insults, you annoying *****.

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    Voting's open until 10am Friday morning!

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    Originally posted by BillC
    The Sperm bank called- They are forclosing, you're overdrawn, and they want their free toaster back.
    Pretty funny stuff for the both of you. One question though: why would the sperm bank call BillC? Do they have his home number because he's a frequent customer?

    Maybe the sperm bank is like an all-you-can-eat buffet for BillC?

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    Now you want these to make sense? LOL

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    All-you-can-eat

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    Originally posted by BillC
    You are about as entertaining as a ruptured colostomy bag on a crowded elevator, ....you schmuck!
    I think that would be entertaining.

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    I think so too. In fact I hear a new reality show is in the works: "When Colostomy bags explode". Mondays on Fox!

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    No - It's "Colostomy bags gone wild- Spring Break"

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    Gunz wins this round!

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    gunz

    I don't lose to a loser.

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    miyagi!

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    The bill is in the mail.

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    So, did you go with the white wicker set or the natural wicker set? Does it come with curtains?

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    It's so funny how you got your 12 aliases plus supposedly your wife voting and still lost.

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