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  • lordofgun
    in charge of you

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 48416

    FINAL: CHAMPIONSHIP: gunzlingr defeats BillC 14-13 - ONE-LINER THREAD

    FINALS: BillC vs. gunzlingr - ONE-LINER THREAD

    THE FINALS will be a combo round of sorts. I will post 3 threads. One for FREESTYLE, one for limericks, and one for one-liners (one one-liner per post please).

    Each contestant will have 3 turns per thread. Once those turns are completed, the voting will open for approx. 24 hours in that thread. For each category (thread) where you get more votes, you get a point. The first one to 2 points is the winner!

    <hr>

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY what is instructed in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed or pictures inserted which are not a part of a limerick, one-liner, etc..

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    THIS THREAD IS FOR ONE-LINER INSULTS. Remember, a single one-liner per post please!

    BillC will go first in this thread (gunz in the other 2)
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    gunzlingr
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    BillC
    0%
    12






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  • BillC
    The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
    • Jul 2002
    • 1737

    #2
    You are about as entertaining as a ruptured colostomy bag on a crowded elevator, ....you schmuck!

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    • gunzlingr
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 45976

      #3
      You have the sex appeal of a floating corpse, and half the personality.
      You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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      • BillC
        The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
        • Jul 2002
        • 1737

        #4
        The Sperm bank called- They are forclosing, you're overdrawn, and they want their free toaster back.

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        • gunzlingr
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 45976

          #5
          I wanted to kick your ass, until I realized you would actually enjoy having a boot up your ass.
          You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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          • BillC
            The man in charge - Don't U forget it!
            • Jul 2002
            • 1737

            #6
            I'd rather scrape my nuts against a cheese grater than have to take any advice from this alcoholic rodeo clown wanna-be......

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            • gunzlingr
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 45976

              #7
              The sounds fingernails on a chalkboard would be a more pleasant experience than your weak ass insults, you annoying *****.
              You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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              • lordofgun
                in charge of you

                Administrator Emeritus
                • Jul 2002
                • 48416

                #8
                Voting's open until 10am Friday morning!






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                • Mr. Miyagi
                  Lecter's Little Bitch

                  • Sep 2002
                  • 53616

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BillC
                  The Sperm bank called- They are forclosing, you're overdrawn, and they want their free toaster back.
                  Pretty funny stuff for the both of you. One question though: why would the sperm bank call BillC? Do they have his home number because he's a frequent customer?

                  Maybe the sperm bank is like an all-you-can-eat buffet for BillC?

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                  • Dozerdog
                    In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

                    Administrator Emeritus
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 42586

                    #10
                    Now you want these to make sense? LOL

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                      #11


                      All-you-can-eat

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                      • lordofgun
                        in charge of you

                        Administrator Emeritus
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 48416

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BillC
                        You are about as entertaining as a ruptured colostomy bag on a crowded elevator, ....you schmuck!
                        I think that would be entertaining.






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                        • gunzlingr
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 45976

                          #13
                          I think so too. In fact I hear a new reality show is in the works: "When Colostomy bags explode". Mondays on Fox!
                          You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                          • Dozerdog
                            In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

                            Administrator Emeritus
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 42586

                            #14
                            No - It's "Colostomy bags gone wild- Spring Break"

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                            • lordofgun
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                              Administrator Emeritus
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 48416

                              #15
                              Gunz wins this round!






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