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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Russell finally benched for good.



    I have never seen a bigger disaster than Russell, I actually dont know how this guy can make so many bad decisions, so consistently. He's like pouring bad milk on your cereal every morning.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • The Spaz
    Registered User
    • Mar 2003
    • 19066

    #2
    Re: Russell finally benched for good.

    I knew he would be a bust.

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    • The Spaz
      Registered User
      • Mar 2003
      • 19066

      #3
      Re: Russell finally benched for good.

      Well the guy was never in shape for one.

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #4
        Re: Russell finally benched for good.

        Neither is Roethlisberger.
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • The Spaz
          Registered User
          • Mar 2003
          • 19066

          #5
          Re: Russell finally benched for good.

          Originally posted by MBBedard
          Neither is Roethlisberger.
          Is Ben 280+?

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          • Vanilla Thunder
            Registered User
            • Mar 2006
            • 68

            #6
            Re: Russell finally benched for good.

            about time. my boss is a raiders fan and continually talks about how big a joke russell is
            I don't step aside. I step up. ~ Vic Mackey

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            • The King
              Without me it's just Awe so
              • Jun 2004
              • 42380

              #7
              Re: Russell finally benched for good.

              Originally posted by The Spaz
              Is Ben 280+?
              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
              It was all
              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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              • DraftBoy
                Administrator
                • Jul 2002
                • 107452

                #8
                Re: Russell finally benched for good.

                Originally posted by The Spaz
                Is Ben 280+?
                He's probably in in the 260-270 range
                COMING SOON...
                Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
                We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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                • DraftBoy
                  Administrator
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 107452

                  #9
                  Re: Russell finally benched for good.

                  Russell was a horrible pick when he got drafted. His bust potential was huge.
                  COMING SOON...
                  Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
                  We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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                  • The Spaz
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 19066

                    #10
                    Re: Russell finally benched for good.

                    Originally posted by DraftBoy
                    He's probably in in the 260-270 range
                    Now he might be I know a few articles I read before training camp that state he was pushing 3 bills.

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                    • DynaPaul
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 7540

                      #11
                      Re: Russell finally benched for good.

                      He's the black Ryan Leaf.

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                      • Scumbag College
                        Registered User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 4949

                        #12
                        Re: Russell finally benched for good.

                        I hope he gets cut this offseason. I will make three threads a day saying, "Bring him in!"
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                        • Michael82
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 82330

                          #13
                          Another horrid Al Davis pick!

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                          • trapezeus
                            Legendary Zoner
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 19525

                            #14
                            Re: Russell finally benched for good.

                            easiest $30MM the guy ever made though. i wonder if the UFL will take a shot with him.

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                            • Philagape
                              WIN NOW
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 19432

                              #15
                              Re: Russell finally benched for good.

                              Originally posted by Scumbag College
                              I hope he gets cut this offseason. I will make three threads a day saying, "Bring him in!"
                              He's got the greatest arm ever! Perfect for Buffalo weather!!

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