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    Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    I punched my cousin in the face for hitting on my girl. What should I tell co-workers? So far I told them i hit it on a door nob, but no one believes it.
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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    you were beating it relentlessly.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
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    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Was this on an epsisode of Springer?

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff1220
    Was this on an epsisode of Springer?
    Only if his cousin is a midget.

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Why do you need help with this? Why would anyone at your work care how you broke your hand?

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by yordad
    I punched my cousin in the face for hitting on my girl. What should I tell co-workers?
    Tell them you slipped and hit the bathtub. Now you are going have to use the other hand.
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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by THATHURMANATOR
    Why do you need help with this? Why would anyone at your work care how you broke your hand?
    Like I really want to share my story with these peeps. Even yall have asked if it was an episode of springer. If I worked as a meat packer or trucker, it would be different.

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by King Bedard
    you were beating it relentlessly.
    Great idea, I will just tell then my one hand wrap is a M Jackson shout out!

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by yordad
    If I worked as a meat packer or trucker, it would be different.
    Is a meat packer like a fudge packer?

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by yordad
    Like I really want to share my story with these peeps. Even yall have asked if it was an episode of springer. If I worked as a meat packer or trucker, it would be different.
    You shared it here, so what is the difference, it isn't too hard to make up an exucse.

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by Static
    You shared it here, so what is the difference, it isn't too hard to make up an exucse.
    I have internet anonymity here man.

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by King Bedard
    Is a meat packer like a fudge packer?
    No, as in I work in a professional atmosphere.

    Would yall have punched your cousin?

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by yordad
    Would yall have punched your cousin?
    Maybe your girl hit on him.

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by yordad
    No, as in I work in a professional atmosphere.

    Would yall have punched your cousin?
    No, cause i am not insecure about my woman.

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by Static
    No, cause i am not insecure about my woman.
    LOL, you would have just said "Ah, no worries, we know you're a loser, so I ain't mad." You sound like a bitch, btw.

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    You were shoveling snow and got nervous.
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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by yordad
    ...You sound like a bitch, btw.
    Says the one asking for excuses...

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by TacklingDummy
    Maybe your girl hit on him.
    Naw, he said "I can't stop thinking about how I want you".

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by yordad
    LOL, you would have just said "Ah, no worries, we know you're a loser, so I ain't mad." You sound like a bitch, btw.
    ok internet tough guy.

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    Re: Hurry, I need help (please)..... my hand is broken and...

    Quote Originally Posted by rbochan
    Says the one asking for excuses...
    Pretty sure thats a weak correlation. I suppose you tell all your co-workers your dirty laundry. pff

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