I punched my cousin in the face for hitting on my girl. What should I tell co-workers? So far I told them i hit it on a door nob, but no one believes it.
I punched my cousin in the face for hitting on my girl. What should I tell co-workers? So far I told them i hit it on a door nob, but no one believes it.
"Heck, now I am glad his overrated arce made the pro bowl, else we would have only got a 3rd." ~ yordad
"I've just been hit with a piece of sky." ~ yordad
"Forgive my opinion, but...." ~ yordad
"Warning: I might be hammered." ~ yordad
"I don't care if the word is "your" or "you're", so buzz off. Its (it's) a frickin(') message board." ~ yordad
you were beating it relentlessly.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Was this on an epsisode of Springer?
Only if his cousin is a midget.Originally Posted by Jeff1220
Why do you need help with this? Why would anyone at your work care how you broke your hand?
Tell them you slipped and hit the bathtub. Now you are going have to use the other hand.
Last edited by TacklingDummy; 12-10-2009 at 08:53 AM.
Draft a franchise QB that X-Era would be proud to put in his user name for the next 13 years.
Like I really want to share my story with these peeps. Even yall have asked if it was an episode of springer. If I worked as a meat packer or trucker, it would be different.
Great idea, I will just tell then my one hand wrap is a M Jackson shout out!
Is a meat packer like a fudge packer?
You shared it here, so what is the difference, it isn't too hard to make up an exucse.
I have internet anonymity here man.
No, as in I work in a professional atmosphere.
Would yall have punched your cousin?
Maybe your girl hit on him.
No, cause i am not insecure about my woman.
LOL, you would have just said "Ah, no worries, we know you're a loser, so I ain't mad." You sound like a bitch, btw.
You were shoveling snow and got nervous.
...Rob
The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs;
it's Don't Tread On Me.
Says the one asking for excuses...
Naw, he said "I can't stop thinking about how I want you".
ok internet tough guy.
Pretty sure thats a weak correlation. I suppose you tell all your co-workers your dirty laundry. pff
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