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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Butterface Bang or Bucks

    You know the deal kiddies.

    This lady or 5k?
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    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • Forward_Lateral
    Registered User
    • Mar 2004
    • 29733

    #2
    Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

    Katie Holmes?

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    • Dujek
      Hall of Fame Zoner
      • Jan 2008
      • 7806

      #3
      Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

      At worst I can stick a bag over her head, the body is sound.

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      • SABURZFAN
        short bus extraordinaire
        • Jul 2002
        • 50747

        #4
        Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

        that better not be a transtesticle.


        BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        Originally posted by yordad
        Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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        • Forward_Lateral
          Registered User
          • Mar 2004
          • 29733

          #5
          Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

          I have a feeling this might be a trick.

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          • The King
            Without me it's just Awe so
            • Jun 2004
            • 42380

            #6
            Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

            I told you guys I would not use a tranny
            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
            It was all
            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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            • Forward_Lateral
              Registered User
              • Mar 2004
              • 29733

              #7
              Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

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              • Historian
                2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                • Dec 2002
                • 60853

                #8
                Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

                I say go for it!

                What the hell...it's Valentines!

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                • SABURZFAN
                  short bus extraordinaire
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 50747

                  #9
                  Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

                  Originally posted by King Bedard
                  I told you guys I would not use a tranny

                  and we're supposed to trust you??????
                  Originally posted by yordad
                  Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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                  • Dozerdog
                    In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

                    Administrator Emeritus
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 42586

                    #10
                    Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

                    Is that the shallow end of the gene pool behind her? I think I saw that torso on Maury this week - snowed in watching DNA testing and lie detector tests all week

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                    • The King
                      Without me it's just Awe so
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 42380

                      #11
                      Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

                      wow 8-0 we might have a hall of famer from the Butterface edition!
                      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                      It was all
                      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                      • Forward_Lateral
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 29733

                        #12
                        Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

                        Where's the usual horn dogs?

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                        • Forward_Lateral
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 29733

                          #13
                          Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

                          This better not be a trick, because I'd like to wear this chick as a hat.

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                          • utmhead
                            Registered User
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 1650

                            #14
                            Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

                            I smell fish, but I will go for a swim anyway

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                            • THATHURMANATOR
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 69112

                              #15
                              Re: Butterface Bang or Bucks

                              I would hug her.



                              edited by The King.

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