Fat Tony Handicaps BFZ FFL#2 Week #1

[Fat Tony]

Dozerdogs vs OJ Experience


Dozerdogs

Probable Starters- QB Brad Johnson, RB - Sean Alexander , RB-Deuce McCallister, WR M. Harrison, WR R.Gardner, TE M Pollard, K- J Carney, D- Bears

Projected Points-82


OJ Experience-

Probable Starters- QB- K Stewart, RB M Faulk, RB Fred Taylor, WR-Terrell Owens, WR-Troy Brown, TE-Byron Chamberlin, K-Joe Nedny, D-Steelers

Projected Points- 89

Dozerdogs could be walking into a Buzz saw. OJE has the #1 RB and WR on his squad and if Fred Taylor can stay healthy for 4 quarters, he should shred a suspect Indy run D. Dozerdogs keep it close with depth.

Fat Tony's Line- OJ Experience -7 over the Dozerdogs

[Fat Tony]

Poutines vs Pottymouths

The Poutines

Probable Starters: QB- Bledsoe RB-G Hearst, RB A Green, WR-C Chambers, WR- P. Price, TE- Riemersma, K-Janikowski, D- Eagles

Projected Points- 83

Pottymouths

Probable Starters- QB K Warner, RB-C Garner, RB- M Pittman, WR-E Moulds, WR- J Rice, TE J Shockey, K- M Vanderjact, D-Browns

Projected Points- 84
Favorable Matchups give the Pottymouths the edge here. SEa CB Ken Lucas vs Jerry Rice. M Pittman vs a rebuilt Saints. Moulds vs a rebuilt Jets secondary. Enjoy it while you can, the Pottymouths won't be this leathal every week


Fat Tony's Prediction- Pottymouths (even) will win by 10

[Fat Tony]

Gnatmonsters Vs Flutie Rulz

Gnatmomonsters-

Probable Starters- QB Garcia, RB- E George, RB-M Bennett, WR-Jimmy Smith, WR-L Coles, TE- Walls, K- M Gramatica, D- Dolphins

Proj. Points-90

Flutie Rulz-

Probable Starters- QB Manning, RB-Bettis, S Davis, WR- J Horn, D Mason, TE-Gonzales, K- Wilkins D- TB Bucs

Proj. Points- 96

Flutie Rulz , in my opionion, will get of to a slow start this season. Gonzales was a holdout until just this week, Bettis is on the road on MNF, and Davis might get lost as Spurrier tries to hard to pass his way to a big victory. Manning will be huge, however. I guess the same can be said of Jimmy Smith from the Gnatmonsters as well, also coming into camp late. Garcia will be on fire on Thursday Night.

Fat Tony says, Take the Gnatmonsters and the points (+6)

[Fat Tony]

Killer Typ0s Vs Wrecking Crew

Killer Typ0s

Probable Starters- QB Culpepper, RBs- Holmes, A. Thomas, WRs- T. Glenn, Darrell Jackson, TE- E Johnson, K- Longwell, D- Redskins

Proj Points- 91

Wrecking Crew-

Probable Starters- B Farve, RB- J Stewart, E James, WR- Tim Brown, I Bruce, TE- F Wycheck, K- O Mare, D-Rams

Proj Points- 77

Fat Tony- I really like TyP0's depth at RB . Add in Culpepper's ability to gain 50 yards on the ground and Typ0 should cruise past the Wrecking Crew. The Crew is nursing to many injuries. If he gets healthy, the Crew should be a force to be reckoned with later in the season. Killer Typ0s (+14) Covers the spread.

[Fat Tony]

Fat Pansies Vs Ct Bills Fan

Fat Pansies-

Probable Starters- QB- Griese, RBs Emmit Smith, C Dillon WR- Randy Moss, Dez White TE-Shannon Sharpe K- J Elam D- Dallas

Proj Points- 75

Ct Bills Fan-

Probable Starters- QB Brooks, RB R Williams, Antowain Smith, WR-Keyshawn Johnson, D Boston TE-B Franks, K=Akers D-Ravens

Proj Points- 83

Fat Tony - Fat Pansies get their asses kicked. CT BillsFan has excellent depth everywhere except Defense. Take CBF (+8) in a blowout.

[Fat Tony]

Medina Mustangs Vs Casdhf Boners


Boners

Probable Starters- QB McNabb RBs- Tiki Barber, Tomlinson WR- Rod Smith, Willie Jackson TE- Fred Jones K-Edlinger D-Titans

Projected points- 92

Medina Mustangs

Probable Starters- QB Gannon RBs C Martin, D Staley WR- M Muhammed, T Holt TE-David Sloan, K- Vinatieri D- Chiefs

Projected Points-87

Fat Tony- Looking at these two teams, the only thing that might hurt the Mustangs is the recieving corps. Torry Holt is capable of huge numbers, and he is also capable of being passed over in favor of Faulk, , Issac Bruce, and others in a powerful Ram attack. Muhammed has talent, but the Panthers will rely on 36 yrear old Rodney Peete to get him he ball. I think the Mustangs running backs will save the day as Martin stampedes through the Bills poor DL. Mustangs (+5) prevail over the limp Boners. The Boners have just to many iffy players

[shelby]

[Earthquake Enyart]

Can I put $100 on myself +8?

[Fat Tony]

What are Ya, Pete Rose?


Sure- $100 on the Fat Pansy +8

[Earthquake Enyart]

The only reason I want it is that your line is so ludicrous

[Earthquake Enyart]

I'm paid up.

[clumping platelets]

Who owns Flutie Rulz???

[SoCalBillsFan]

This is cool. Good work Tony.

I'd like to bet 20 on myself (wrecking crew) to at least cover the spread

[Fat Tony]

The lines are a product of the projected points by NFL.com's FFL "Guru"

[Valerie]

Originally posted by clumping platelets Who owns Flutie Rulz???

I don't know. Supposedly it's me except I didn't register so I can't say who'll I'll play each week and I couldn't even rank the players for the draft. If I own them, I can't do anything with them.

[lordofgun]

Can I bet against myself in BZFFL #1?

[Fat Tony]

Originally posted by Jaded 7

I don't know. Supposedly it's me except I didn't register so I can't say who'll I'll play each week and I couldn't even rank the players for the draft. If I own them, I can't do anything with them.

Really? I thought you had your brother or someone register the team for you.

[standingbuffalo43]

cheese & wine...


thank god I'm in BZ#1

[casdhf]

Bonners win

[Sabre Ally]

Ya, you'll lose when you meet me, cas.