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    Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    http://content.usatoday.com/communit...egnant-woman/1

    Miami Dolphins DE Phillip Merling was arrested on Wednesday and charged with an alleged aggravated battery on a pregnant woman.

    Merling, 6-5, 305 pounds, is a third-year player who has appeared in all 32 games for the Dolphins his first two seasons. He was arrested in Broward County, Fla, where the local sheriff's website reported that Merling should have known the alleged victim is pregnant.
    If true, he is a shoe in for this years douche of the year award.
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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Yeah I hope he is off the team, He's more Bengal's material now.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    What a moron. When Starks moved from end to NT it appeared like Merling might finally get a shot to be a starting end for the team. This stupid move probably helps first round pick Odrick overtake him. I always figured Odrick would be the starter and this just helps his case.

    Dolphins will likely let the process play out because you never want to act to quickly until you know everything. Look at the Starks arrest last year, it looked REAL bad right away but after a few months the truth came out and the whole thing was basically dropped. Not saying that will happen with Merling because it seems pretty cut and dry what happened, but don't expect him to get cut or anything anytime soon over this.

    Merling is an idiot.


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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    idiot

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Well I guess these morons are on every team...what a tool.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    makes Lynch look like a saint.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by justasportsfan
    makes Lynch look like a saint.
    Nope, just a fellow dumbass.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Taklng lessons from McMike I see.


    Quote Originally Posted by DraftBoy
    Nope, just a fellow dumbass.
    Its worse because he's a Dolphin, you got to use Bills fan, I mean ****** logic DB.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike13
    Taklng lessons from McMike I see.




    Its worse because he's a Dolphin, you got to use Bills fan, I mean ****** logic DB.
    Yeah, like Phin fans never think or make statements like that!

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Nighthawk
    Yeah, like Phin fans never think or make statements like that!
    No matter whose team the person is a fan of its ******ed logic.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by DraftBoy
    Nope, just a fellow dumbass.
    running over a Canadian is nothing compared to assaulting a pregnant woman.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike13


    Its worse because he's a Dolphin, .

    Nope it's worse because she was pregnant and the woman Lynch ran over was Canadian anyways.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Nighthawk
    Yeah, like Phin fans never think or make statements like that!
    I dont, because I'm not a ******, now you on the other hand......

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by justasportsfan
    running over a Canadian is nothing compared to assaulting a pregnant woman.
    I disagree.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by DraftBoy
    I disagree.
    agree to disagree then.

    At approximately 1:26 a.m., Merling struck his girlfriend, Kristen Lennon, ``on or about her face and head against her will causing redness and swelling,'' according to the report. The victim is pregnant with the couple's second child, the report said.

    The report also noted Lennon sustained a cut to her lip. No more details about the incident were provided. In Florida, aggravated battery is considered a second-degree felony.



    Read more: http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/05/2...#ixzz0pFeLNHOX
    I was joking about the canadian part.



    BTW, I think Lynch is a douche too.
    Last edited by justasportsfan; 05-28-2010 at 01:51 PM.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Lynch for Merling straight up.

    ****head for ****head.
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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by DraftBoy
    http://content.usatoday.com/communit...egnant-woman/1



    If true, he is a shoe in for this years douche of the year award.

    I agree he's a douche but the year is young.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    It's not unreasonable to consider intent when judging the malice of the act. Along the continuum of athletes behaving badly, Merling sounds more nasty and malicious, while Lynch is more of a knuckleheaded dumbass.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Its hard to beat out Rapistburger.

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    Re: Dolphins DE Phillip Merling Arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by justasportsfan
    Unintentionally and unwittingly running over a Canadian is nothing compared to assaulting a pregnant woman.
    Fixed it for you. But before we get on Merling too much, recently-signed Cornell Green assaulted the mother of his 2 kids in March of 2009.

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