Should be easy- they are the Dolphelons after all.
I'll start it off,
What has 100,000 legs and 29 teeth?
answer: A Miami Dolphelon home game.
Should be easy- they are the Dolphelons after all.
I'll start it off,
What has 100,000 legs and 29 teeth?
answer: A Miami Dolphelon home game.
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come on, Ted, you screwed it up already by giving them an even number of legs. It's FL- you know there are going to be several people missing legs due to alligator-related mishaps.
Also, 100,000 legs? That's a minimum of 50,000 people (probably more since many are missing legs). When was the last time that many people actually showed up for a Dolphins game?
Wow, anyone even associated w/ anything from Buffalo making jokes about missing teeth is the definition if irony!!
You just made mybills' day!
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Florida is the trailer park of the country.Originally Posted by DolfanTom
Wow, anyone even associated w/ anything from Buffalo making jokes about missing teeth is the definition if irony!!
Huh? You're saying Buffalo is more known for having missing teeth than a Southern state like Florida? That's just absurd.Wow, anyone even associated w/ anything from Buffalo making jokes about missing teeth is the definition if irony!!
Now, if you said people from Buffalo were fat from eating too many chicken wings, or pasty white from never being exposed to the sun, or had testicular cancer from living too close to Love Canal, then you might be onto something. But their teeth are fine.
sorry little dolfelon, in the North we still have our teeth, brains and nasal septum's.Wow, anyone even associated w/ anything from Buffalo making jokes about missing teeth is the definition if irony!!
And according to Homer Simpson, it's also America's wang.
Ed Wang?
I live in Saratoga.
I went to college in Western New York, I've seen the toothlessness firsthand ;-)
SoFla isn't! That's where the Dolphins are from, and what I've seen. I can't make any such assumptions about the rest of the state.
Alright, point taken!!
have you ever been to Davie, Fl ? They make Joe Dirt look like a GQ model.
Then you throw in all the old people, dentures don't count as teeth.
Last edited by SabreEleven; 09-09-2010 at 02:22 PM.
there are definitely a lot of slack jawed yokels in florida. don't kid yourself.
Dolphan:
Last edited by BertSquirtgum; 09-09-2010 at 02:28 PM.
You went to college?Wow, anyone even associated w/ anything from Buffalo making jokes about missing teeth is the definition if irony!!
They should rename the team Havana Delfins. Proudly owned by Gloria Estefan, Marc Anthony and J Lo.
Last edited by justasportsfan; 09-09-2010 at 02:26 PM.
Yes, and it was in Western New York too, so I should probably stop making fun of it!!
NIce to know NY taxes are still giving out welfare education to special children .
Last edited by justasportsfan; 09-09-2010 at 02:29 PM.
My college loans say far different!
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