A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They
couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just
walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a
couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling with everything
outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases
home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady
who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603
Mockingbird Lane?"
The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that
house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl to 1603 Mockingbird Lane.
On the way he said, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be
there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow
without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold meup against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint,
two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
against the wall and do that?"
The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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sorry but I'm not good with this ****!! 
