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jets jets jets (insert suck for those who aren't gangreen fans)
Would have been better if it was New England not Green Bay. Week behind are we "The Onion"?
since it refered to marshawn stealing a relatively cheap item like toilet paper, i had a hard time telling that this was written in jest. It sounds like something that actually will happen. he'll then be suspended for the rest of the season.