Close call

[northernbillfan]

When you've been married, happily, for many years, you remain happy by thinking before you speak.

Last night I was busted for taking a quick glance at one hot, hot, hot super model quality woman.

My wife said something to me about it and even though it was only a quick glance, she still felt the need to bring it up,in a funny way, as we always do.

I was about to say, "Just because I drive an Escape, doesn't mean I can't look at a Ferrari." Instead I said, "I may glance, but you are the only one for my eyes."

[mercyrule]

When you've been married, happily, for many years, you remain happy by thinking before you speak.

Last night I was busted for taking a quick glance at one hot, hot, hot super model quality woman.

My wife said something to me about it and even though it was only a quick glance, she still felt the need to bring it up,in a funny way, as we always do.

I was about to say, "Just because I drive an Escape, doesn't mean I can't look at a Ferrari." Instead I said, "I may glance, but you are the only for my eyes."

link?

[Night Train]

OMG !

Men never look at other women when married ! All women know that.

[northernbillfan]

link?

Huh?

[chernobylwraiths]

You should have said, "Remember when you used to look like that honey?"

That's a score. If she replies, "I never looked like that."

You can reply with, "You always did in my eyes."

Of course I would probably say, "Yeah, I know."

[rbochan]

A note to the wives:
We can't help but stare at car wrecks either but we don't want one of our own.

[northernbillfan]

You should have said, "Remember when you used to look like that honey?"

That's a score. If she replies, "I never looked like that."

You can reply with, "You always did in my eyes."

Of course I would probably say, "Yeah, I know."

Nice play, except for the last line that is.

[mercyrule]

Huh?

Really? I don't believe you.

[justasportsfan]

You drive an escape? Even a pinto will laugh at you.

[Forward_Lateral]

lol. You should've said "I'd just be getting out of jail right now..."

[Jaydog57]

When you've been married, happily, for many years, you remain happy by thinking before you speak.

Last night I was busted for taking a quick glance at one hot, hot, hot super model quality woman.

My wife said something to me about it and even though it was only a quick glance, she still felt the need to bring it up,in a funny way, as we always do.

I was about to say, "Just because I drive an Escape, doesn't mean I can't look at a Ferrari." Instead I said, "I may glance, but you are the only one for my eyes."

Nice save, man.

[Historian]

See, I would of told my wife..."Just picturing you and I with that woman."

Topic would then change.

[jamze132]

You should have said, "Remember when you used to look like that honey?"

That's a score. If she replies, "I never looked like that."

You can reply with, "You always did in my eyes."

Of course I would probably say, "Yeah, I know."

Whatever, you NEVER tell your wife she USED to be hot.

[SABURZFAN]

When you've been married, happily, for many years, you remain happy by thinking before you speak.

Last night I was busted for taking a quick glance at one hot, hot, hot super model quality woman.

My wife said something to me about it and even though it was only a quick glance, she still felt the need to bring it up,in a funny way, as we always do.

I was about to say, "Just because I drive an Escape, doesn't mean I can't look at a Ferrari." Instead I said, "I may glance, but you are the only one for my eyes."

there's nothing wrong with looking at a menu. you didn't order anything.

[X-Era]

When you've been married, happily, for many years, you remain happy by thinking before you speak.

Last night I was busted for taking a quick glance at one hot, hot, hot super model quality woman.

My wife said something to me about it and even though it was only a quick glance, she still felt the need to bring it up,in a funny way, as we always do.

I was about to say, "Just because I drive an Escape, doesn't mean I can't look at a Ferrari." Instead I said, "I may glance, but you are the only one for my eyes."

Ferarri's are pissy and end up getting lifted... they constantly need work. They make noise when you dont treat them right, and you just end up spending a bunch of extra money on them.

Escapes can be rode hard and put away wet. You dont feel as bad when you abuse them. But in the end, they are reliable and you can count on them to be there when you need them.

I dont think its worth wasting your time or money on something that you can't count on and is more likely to get stolen.

[TMu11]

Ferarri's are pissy and end up getting lifted... they constantly need work. They make noise when you dont treat them right, and you just end up spending a bunch of extra money on them.

Escapes can be rode hard and put away wet. You dont feel as bad when you abuse them. But in the end, they are reliable and you can count on them to be there when you need them.

I dont think its worth wasting your time or money on something that you can't count on and is more likely to get stolen.

Escapes? really?

[shelby]

i tell my husband, "you're married, you aren't dead". It's ok to look, as long as it's not done in a way that disrespects your wife.

[Valerie]

I'm always pointing out attractive women to Bill. It annoys me when I ask him which woman on a television show is the most attractive to him and he says he doesn't know. I have no problem with him looking as long as that's all it is.

[Canadian'eh!]

pfft.

I look and make no apologies. My wife never says much, unless it's "you know shes probably young enough that you'd go to jail."

[jamze132]

I'm always pointing out attractive women to Bill. It annoys me when I ask him which woman on a television show is the most attractive to him and he says he doesn't know. I have no problem with him looking as long as that's all it is.

So you would have no problems walking in on him and 3 hot naked chicks just sitting at the dining room table staring at each other?