Look who you are talking to.........Originally Posted by King Bedard
Look who you are talking to.........Originally Posted by King Bedard
I shaved after the game Saturday.
A little over one week in. Everyone ready to show their gruff?
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
I'm looking scruffy.
My beard is almost as sweet as Brian Wilson's!!
If you walk with Jesus today, you don't have anything to worry about tomorrow...
I am not only growing my beard but my bald head...
I hope the Sabres are in the playoffs long enough to get a comb over going...
I'm 10 days in, which means I already have a full beard.
If the Sabres even make it to the next round, I'm going to have federal agents tracking me because I'll look like I just came out of a cave in Afghanistan.
On the plus side, all those Arab virgins will think you are hot!Originally Posted by OpIv37
Don't try to board any aircraft.Originally Posted by OpIv37
The purpose is of the thread is to track... get posting
I made that mistake once, coming back from Jamaica last summer. I didn't shave for about a week before we left and obviously I'm not gonna shave while on vacation.Originally Posted by SabreEleven
Coming back, they pulled me aside went through my bag, wanded me and patted me down before they let me get on the plane. And that was AFTER I already went through the usual security.
Here's me and the fam
Your wife has a better beard than you.Originally Posted by elltrain22
That pic was taken Sunday, my beard is mad sweet right now!!Originally Posted by SabreEleven
Last edited by elltrain22; 04-20-2011 at 09:16 PM.
I had a beard that was sweeter than Wilson that I shaved off for the beginning of the badeball season...I then started going playoff beard.
I grow a beard from October to March every year...the guys complaining about itching is pussy ****. Man up, grow the beard.
Kudos to elltrain for posting his sissy beard.... the shame on the rest of you!
I just tried to take a self pic with my phone but it didn't come out too well. I have the 3GS so there is no camera on the front. I'll have my wife take one of me after work and post it then.Originally Posted by King Bedard
Yeah, that pic the beard is still at its beginning stages, but 2 things. First, the picture was taken on Sunday, and I've had 5 more days of growth. I started growing it as soon as we clinched, so I've had about 10-11 days to build the beard. Second, I could take a picture here and now, but if I tried to attach it, the Jpeg would probably too large, and I couldn't attach it.Originally Posted by King Bedard
Ok sally.
that explains why your pic to show off your playoff beard has your wife, your kid and a watermark from a professional photography studio. I was hoping you didn't drag the family out for a portrait just to show off your playoff beard to a bunch of hockey fans talking **** on the Internet.Originally Posted by elltrain22