Damn it!
Damn it!
1/4 the salary cap on Gina.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
I was initially going to go 40k, but I wanted to make sure I was safe. Guess I would have been alright with my first instinct. Either way, a small price to pay for such a fine piece of ass when you're as loaded as me.
but you can only spend 200k totalOriginally Posted by BlackMetalNinja
RIP Tommy D!
12/25/1978-9/9/2008
If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!
Eh, I will have a small stable of elite hotness and let the rest of these fools battle over mediocre chicks.Originally Posted by Mski
Right... 1/4 of your salary cap is locked into Gina.... that being said you can build a hell of a team around her you just have to be smart, a few steals at 15k and you're right in it.
Not that I plan to, but if I were to sell her (or anybody else for that matter) at some point, how does it effect your salary cap? Does it free up the entire amount I paid for her since I no longer have her, or just the amount I sold her for?Originally Posted by King Bedard
You can sell her for whatever you want... whoever gets her takes the 50,000 hit against the cap. Regardless of what they pay... she's now a 50,000 cap hit. You'd free up your space.Originally Posted by BlackMetalNinja
Last edited by The King; 06-21-2011 at 02:55 PM.
$500,000 for Cameron Diaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by Historian
Talk about overpaying. This ain't the NBA.Originally Posted by Historian
I wouldn't give you 5,000 cents for that grizzle.Originally Posted by Historian
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You paid 50k for a Bull Dyke Scott???? WTF!!!!!!!
I offered 5 bucks and I will pretty much bang anything...
Those of you desperate for ZB's Im helping out the best I can but there are a lot people who arew very wealthy on this site if you're a donor you can see the richest zoners.... start hitting others up. Im trying to get everyone involved but some people have millions... much more than I.
Look at the offers Corey she was getting some love.
I need ZBs....
I need 9 thousand .
Anything?Originally Posted by THATHURMANATOR
Joan Rivers??
with all the "work" she's had done, im sure she's even had her lady parts redone to look younger, so sureOriginally Posted by Mr. Miyagi