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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    Today's girl is someone I have had in mind since we began the new version. She was once on top of the hot chick universe and she's fallen but I think many may look at her wreckless lifestyle as a turn on... Lindsay Lohan.

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • Dujek
    Hall of Fame Zoner
    • Jan 2008
    • 7806

    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    Hard to know how to bid, either she'll go really cheaply because she's a train wreck, or somebody with the hots for her for years will put in a ridiculous bid.

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    • mysticsoto
      Too sober for this...
      • Apr 2004
      • 31439

      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

      She's actually tough. She's a basketcase mentally, but she can look good when she wants to. I especially like that little gadget on her foot...it means she can't get away! :)

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      • Dr. Lecter
        Zero for Zero!
        • Mar 2003
        • 67934

        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

        I think I got postules just looking at her picture.
        Originally posted by mysticsoto
        Lecter is right in everything he said.

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        • Mr. Miyagi
          Lecter's Little Bitch

          • Sep 2002
          • 53616

          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

          She's damaged goods, but some guys have a thing for those women.

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          • OpIv37
            Acid Douching Asswipe
            • Sep 2002
            • 101230

            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

            I've literally seen one picture of her where she looked really good- that's it.

            And, she's a skank and a psycho.

            And, if you look at her skin, she has freckles, so she's a ginger in disguise.

            To take a line from Trainspotting, "I wouldn't touch her with yours."
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            • SabreEleven
              Registered User
              • Aug 2002
              • 39563

              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

              Slow day in BoB land

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              • The King
                Without me it's just Awe so
                • Jun 2004
                • 42380

                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

                Originally posted by SabreEleven
                Slow day in BoB land
                I already have like 13 bids.
                I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                It was all
                true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                • Valerie
                  Saving the World One Signature at a Time!
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 22477

                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

                  She turns 27 tomorrow. She might be willing to do crazy things for her b-day.


                  There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
                  Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
                  The only answer I found for all this hurt
                  Is there ain't not answer here on earth

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                  • Mr. Miyagi
                    Lecter's Little Bitch

                    • Sep 2002
                    • 53616

                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

                    It's time to bring this thread back for a sanity check.

                    Donors only:
                    Last edited by Mr. Miyagi; 07-01-2011, 08:27 AM.

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                    • Mski
                      Registered User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 6753

                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

                      Originally posted by OpIv37
                      I've literally seen one picture of her where she looked really good- that's it.

                      And, she's a skank and a psycho.

                      And, if you look at her skin, she has freckles, so she's a ginger in disguise.

                      To take a line from Trainspotting, "I wouldn't touch her with yours."
                      yea but female gingers are yummy
                      RIP Tommy D!
                      12/25/1978-9/9/2008


                      If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!

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                      • Mr. Miyagi
                        Lecter's Little Bitch

                        • Sep 2002
                        • 53616

                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

                        Originally posted by Valerie
                        She turns 27 tomorrow. She might be willing to do crazy things for her b-day.
                        It's like saying the sun MIGHT come up tomorrow morning.

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                        • bf1
                          Registered User
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 2882

                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

                          You couldn't pay ME enough to bang her.


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                          • Static
                            The lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 10584

                            #14
                            Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

                            She's the type that will make you breakfast in the morning. Get in a Cat fight on your front lawn in the afternoon. Then rob a 7-11 for you in the evening.

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                            • Night Train
                              Retired - On Several Levels
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 33117

                              #15
                              Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

                              I'd pay $$ just to strand her on an island, just so I'd never, EVER have to hear about her again.
                              Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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