Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan
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Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan
I've literally seen one picture of her where she looked really good- that's it.
And, she's a skank and a psycho.
And, if you look at her skin, she has freckles, so she's a ginger in disguise.
To take a line from Trainspotting, "I wouldn't touch her with yours."
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan
Originally posted by SabreElevenSlow day in BoB landI remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan
She turns 27 tomorrow. She might be willing to do crazy things for her b-day.
There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
The only answer I found for all this hurt
Is there ain't not answer here on earth
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan
It's time to bring this thread back for a sanity check.
Donors only:
Last edited by Mr. Miyagi; 07-01-2011, 08:27 AM.
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan
Originally posted by OpIv37I've literally seen one picture of her where she looked really good- that's it.
And, she's a skank and a psycho.
And, if you look at her skin, she has freckles, so she's a ginger in disguise.
To take a line from Trainspotting, "I wouldn't touch her with yours."RIP Tommy D!
12/25/1978-9/9/2008
If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan
She's the type that will make you breakfast in the morning. Get in a Cat fight on your front lawn in the afternoon. Then rob a 7-11 for you in the evening.
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