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    Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    Today's girl is someone I have had in mind since we began the new version. She was once on top of the hot chick universe and she's fallen but I think many may look at her wreckless lifestyle as a turn on... Lindsay Lohan.

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
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    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    Hard to know how to bid, either she'll go really cheaply because she's a train wreck, or somebody with the hots for her for years will put in a ridiculous bid.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    She's actually tough. She's a basketcase mentally, but she can look good when she wants to. I especially like that little gadget on her foot...it means she can't get away! :)


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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    I think I got postules just looking at her picture.
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    Lecter is right in everything he said.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    She's damaged goods, but some guys have a thing for those women.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    I've literally seen one picture of her where she looked really good- that's it.

    And, she's a skank and a psycho.

    And, if you look at her skin, she has freckles, so she's a ginger in disguise.

    To take a line from Trainspotting, "I wouldn't touch her with yours."

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    Slow day in BoB land

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    Slow day in BoB land
    I already have like 13 bids.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    She turns 27 tomorrow. She might be willing to do crazy things for her b-day.


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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    It's time to bring this thread back for a sanity check.

    Donors only:
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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    I've literally seen one picture of her where she looked really good- that's it.

    And, she's a skank and a psycho.

    And, if you look at her skin, she has freckles, so she's a ginger in disguise.

    To take a line from Trainspotting, "I wouldn't touch her with yours."
    yea but female gingers are yummy
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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    Quote Originally Posted by Valerie
    She turns 27 tomorrow. She might be willing to do crazy things for her b-day.
    It's like saying the sun MIGHT come up tomorrow morning.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    You couldn't pay ME enough to bang her.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    She's the type that will make you breakfast in the morning. Get in a Cat fight on your front lawn in the afternoon. Then rob a 7-11 for you in the evening.

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    Thumbs down Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    I'd pay $$ just to strand her on an island, just so I'd never, EVER have to hear about her again.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    Va mi resto!
    The Mexican & too!!

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    Disney really screwd the pooch on her.

    Ya know, most of these women wouldn't be half as attractive without the makeup and garters, etc, but this one seems like you would be exceptionally skanky with out it.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    Get real. If she was right in front of you, smelling all perfumy and batting her eyes, everyone one of us would empty our pockets in a heartbeat just to touch her boobies.

    I'm going all in.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    And, if you look at her skin, she has freckles, so she's a ginger in disguise.
    You are familiar with her earlier work, right? Of course she's a ginger.

    It's when she went blonde that things really started going downhill for her.

    And a brief correction: she turns 25 tomorrow, not 27.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Lindsay Lohan

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
    Get real. If she was right in front of you, smelling all perfumy and batting her eyes, everyone one of us would empty our pockets in a heartbeat just to touch her boobies.

    I'm going all in.
    Not me. The skank chic does nothing for me.

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