I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Hard to know how to bid, either she'll go really cheaply because she's a train wreck, or somebody with the hots for her for years will put in a ridiculous bid.
She's actually tough. She's a basketcase mentally, but she can look good when she wants to. I especially like that little gadget on her foot...it means she can't get away! :)
I think I got postules just looking at her picture.
Originally Posted by mysticsoto
She's damaged goods, but some guys have a thing for those women.
I've literally seen one picture of her where she looked really good- that's it.
And, she's a skank and a psycho.
And, if you look at her skin, she has freckles, so she's a ginger in disguise.
To take a line from Trainspotting, "I wouldn't touch her with yours."
Slow day in BoB land
I already have like 13 bids.Originally Posted by SabreEleven
She turns 27 tomorrow. She might be willing to do crazy things for her b-day.
There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
The only answer I found for all this hurt
Is there ain't not answer here on earth
It's time to bring this thread back for a sanity check.
Donors only:
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yea but female gingers are yummyOriginally Posted by OpIv37
RIP Tommy D!
12/25/1978-9/9/2008
If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!
It's like saying the sun MIGHT come up tomorrow morning.Originally Posted by Valerie
You couldn't pay ME enough to bang her.
She's the type that will make you breakfast in the morning. Get in a Cat fight on your front lawn in the afternoon. Then rob a 7-11 for you in the evening.
I'd pay $$ just to strand her on an island, just so I'd never, EVER have to hear about her again.
Va mi resto!
The Mexican & too!!
- Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -
Disney really screwd the pooch on her.
Ya know, most of these women wouldn't be half as attractive without the makeup and garters, etc, but this one seems like you would be exceptionally skanky with out it.
Get real. If she was right in front of you, smelling all perfumy and batting her eyes, everyone one of us would empty our pockets in a heartbeat just to touch her boobies.
I'm going all in.
You are familiar with her earlier work, right? Of course she's a ginger.And, if you look at her skin, she has freckles, so she's a ginger in disguise.
It's when she went blonde that things really started going downhill for her.
And a brief correction: she turns 25 tomorrow, not 27.
Not me. The skank chic does nothing for me.Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi