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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Have you spent wisely, we will find our today. Victoria Secret model Miranda Kerr, bidding closes at 3PM.

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • Mr. Miyagi
    Lecter's Little Bitch

    • Sep 2002
    • 53616

    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Very hot but poor girl is starving.

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    • Historian
      2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
      • Dec 2002
      • 61705

      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

      Yea, what is she.....13?

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

        Originally posted by Historian
        Yea, what is she.....13?
        27
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • Ebenezer
          Give me a minute...
          • Jul 2002
          • 73868

          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

          Originally posted by King Bedard
          27
          She gets two birthdays a year?




          For all the education and practice each of us undergoes, the achievment of mastery is ultimately the outcome of a personal quest for understanding.

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          • mysticsoto
            Too sober for this...
            • Apr 2004
            • 31439

            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

            You guys are crazy...the girl is hot, and you nitpick about thinness and age? She's a model. It's her job to be thin and young looking - looks like she's doing a great job!!!

            We got a few overbidders out of the way now...if you guys don't want her, I'll take her...

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            • Static
              The lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.
              • Jul 2005
              • 10584

              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

              I placed a bid, but yeah too skinny.

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              • Historian
                2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                • Dec 2002
                • 61705

                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

                Her eyes are heavenly.

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                • OpIv37
                  Acid Douching Asswipe
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 101230

                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

                  small boobs, but other than that....wow.
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                  • Michael82
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 82330

                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

                    Holy ****! I wondered when u were going to break out the models. Definite bang!

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                    • Michael82
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 82330

                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

                      After checking out a bunch more photos on the internet and enjoying them, I'm upping my original bid (I havent placed one yet). She's a definite hottie!

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                      • Michael82
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 82330

                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

                        Originally posted by mysticsoto
                        You guys are crazy...the girl is hot, and you nitpick about thinness and age? She's a model. It's her job to be thin and young looking - looks like she's doing a great job!!!

                        We got a few overbidders out of the way now...if you guys don't want her, I'll take her...
                        Well said!

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                        • THATHURMANATOR
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 69112

                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

                          Typical of these guys king. Spend the farm on old cougars and complain a smoking hot girl is too young looking. MY GOD!!!!

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                          • Michael82
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 82330

                            #14
                            Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

                            Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR
                            Typical of these guys king. Spend the farm on old cougars and complain a smoking hot girl is too young looking. MY GOD!!!!
                            Exactly! IMO, this is the best one yet! I bet that she cracks 100,000.

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                            • madness
                              Registered User
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 13690

                              #15
                              Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

                              Originally posted by Michael82
                              After checking out a bunch more photos on the internet and enjoying them, I'm upping my original bid (I havent placed one yet). She's a definite hottie!
                              Ew.

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