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    Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Have you spent wisely, we will find our today. Victoria Secret model Miranda Kerr, bidding closes at 3PM.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Very hot but poor girl is starving.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Yea, what is she.....13?

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

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    Yea, what is she.....13?
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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

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    She gets two birthdays a year?




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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    You guys are crazy...the girl is hot, and you nitpick about thinness and age? She's a model. It's her job to be thin and young looking - looks like she's doing a great job!!!

    We got a few overbidders out of the way now...if you guys don't want her, I'll take her...

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    I placed a bid, but yeah too skinny.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Her eyes are heavenly.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    small boobs, but other than that....wow.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Holy ****! I wondered when u were going to break out the models. Definite bang!

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    After checking out a bunch more photos on the internet and enjoying them, I'm upping my original bid (I havent placed one yet). She's a definite hottie!

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Quote Originally Posted by mysticsoto
    You guys are crazy...the girl is hot, and you nitpick about thinness and age? She's a model. It's her job to be thin and young looking - looks like she's doing a great job!!!

    We got a few overbidders out of the way now...if you guys don't want her, I'll take her...
    Well said!

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Typical of these guys king. Spend the farm on old cougars and complain a smoking hot girl is too young looking. MY GOD!!!!

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Quote Originally Posted by THATHURMANATOR
    Typical of these guys king. Spend the farm on old cougars and complain a smoking hot girl is too young looking. MY GOD!!!!
    Exactly! IMO, this is the best one yet! I bet that she cracks 100,000.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Quote Originally Posted by Michael82
    After checking out a bunch more photos on the internet and enjoying them, I'm upping my original bid (I havent placed one yet). She's a definite hottie!
    Ew.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Mamita!
    The Mexican & too!!

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    I'm shocked that this girl didn't get more attention...

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    Quote Originally Posted by Michael82
    I'm shocked that this girl didn't get more attention...
    Just because people don't post in the thread, doesn't mean they didn't bid...

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Miranda Kerr

    she will go for at least 75K

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