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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    Quote Originally Posted by Novacane
    How does a FA auction work?
    I think it's as simple as post your price in this thread and if your the high bidder she's yours.

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    just keeping bidding until 3:59:59 highest bidder gets it.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
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    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    28k

    Why not!

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    28001

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    69269

    j-e-t-s
    jets jets jets (insert suck for those who aren't gangreen fans)




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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    Quote Originally Posted by King Bedard
    Bidding ends at 4PM

    "My husband's penis is this small!"

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    Well this one is over. A 1/3 of the cap for one of the dumbest public figures in America. Super!

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    Quote Originally Posted by CuseJetsFan83
    69269
    and I think Cuse just won this auction.

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    I many men here (and probably a few women) would line up to be in a real life nailin palin but damn 69K?

    Im out.
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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    I apologize for choosing B. What were the other choices?

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    Cant tell ya

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    Quote Originally Posted by chernobylwraiths
    I apologize for choosing B. What were the other choices?
    I know what one of them was.

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    stop offering that much!

    $27,501
    The Mexican & too!!

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    Quote Originally Posted by CuseJetsFan83
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    wtf?!?!?!?!?! I'm out!

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    I was ready to go up to 31k, but 69 is too damn high.
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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    Quote Originally Posted by YardRat
    I was ready to go up to 31k, but 69 is too damn high.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5SwyTvAHw

    Can't embed video for some reason...

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    Quote Originally Posted by jamze132
    TD can have her for that much.
    I didn't want her. I was just pushing up the price so someone else would use their cap space.

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    Truthfully? In real life, if I were single I'd be on her like white on rice. My age and everything in place. Then, as in real life, they have to ruin the illusion by talking....


    ...pass.




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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    I don't know- after plopping out 4 kids, that thing's gotta be like an underground cavern. I bet there are spelunkers exploring it as we speak.

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    Re: Free Agent: Sarah Palin

    The pic on the left is photoshoped.

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