Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

    Bidding Open until 10:30

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • hydro
    Registered User
    • Oct 2005
    • 20160

    #2
    Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

    Fake. Yuck.
    BERNIAC!

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    • Static
      The lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.
      • Jul 2005
      • 10584

      #3
      Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

      1

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #4
        Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

        100
        5000
        10000.
        19750 WINNER utmhead
        Last edited by The King; 09-02-2011, 09:55 AM.
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • Forward_Lateral
          Registered User
          • Mar 2004
          • 29897

          #5
          Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

          A steal!

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          • BLeonard
            BoB Sabermetrician
            • Jan 2003
            • 4625

            #6
            Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

            Originally posted by King Bedard
            100
            5000
            19750 WINNER utmhead
            FWIW, I bid 10k... But, no worries... I was working on a bigger deal.

            -Bill

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            • The King
              Without me it's just Awe so
              • Jun 2004
              • 42380

              #7
              Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

              Got it... sorry it was buried. That's why i hate multiple girl days!
              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
              It was all
              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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              • BLeonard
                BoB Sabermetrician
                • Jan 2003
                • 4625

                #8
                Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

                Originally posted by King Bedard
                Got it... sorry it was buried. That's why i hate multiple girl days!
                No worries... As long as you got my other deal, it's all good.

                -Bill

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                • utmhead
                  Registered User
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 1650

                  #9
                  Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

                  Money Sent,
                  I Trust you King to pick a good picture

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                  • THATHURMANATOR
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 69112

                    #10
                    Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

                    She is disgusting.

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                    • utmhead
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 1650

                      #11
                      Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

                      Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR
                      She is disgusting.
                      I have a thing for older chicks

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                      • chernobylwraiths
                        Registered User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 41838

                        #12
                        Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

                        I think every woman today is my age or older!

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                        • Forward_Lateral
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 29897

                          #13
                          Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

                          Her value will triple if she ever dumps Douchebag Simmons

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                          • Static
                            The lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 10584

                            #14
                            Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

                            overpaid for a broke down horse.

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                            • BLeonard
                              BoB Sabermetrician
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 4625

                              #15
                              Re: Flash Auction: Shannon Tweed

                              Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
                              Her value will triple if she ever dumps Douchebag Simmons
                              Gene Simmons is finally revealing what Shannon Tweed told him when he asked for her hand in marriage ... and SHOCKER ... she didn't say no.


                              The wedding is set for October 1


                              She's been with him for close to 30 years... Don't think much will change that in the next month.

                              I bid $10K, simply because Shannon and I share a birthday... March 10th... Of course, when I was born, she turned 21, but...

                              -Bill

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