Bidding Open until 10:30
Bidding Open until 10:30
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Fake. Yuck.
BERNIAC!
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Last edited by The King; 09-02-2011 at 09:55 AM.
A steal!
FWIW, I bid 10k... But, no worries... I was working on a bigger deal.Originally Posted by King Bedard
-Bill
Got it... sorry it was buried. That's why i hate multiple girl days!
No worries... As long as you got my other deal, it's all good.
-Bill
Money Sent,
I Trust you King to pick a good picture
She is disgusting.
I have a thing for older chicks
I think every woman today is my age or older!
Her value will triple if she ever dumps Douchebag Simmons
overpaid for a broke down horse.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/01/gene-s.../#.TmBCVI7hglo
The wedding is set for October 1
She's been with him for close to 30 years... Don't think much will change that in the next month.
I bid $10K, simply because Shannon and I share a birthday... March 10th... Of course, when I was born, she turned 21, but...
-Bill
I would have sent this via PM, but figured you have enough of those to sort through...
I have an idea that might help you with multiple girl days...
On a day when you want to put two girls up, why not, instead of putting them up at the same time, put them up back-to-back? Take today for example:
Mary Louise Parker: From 8AM (or whenever you posted her) to 3 PM.
Julia Louis Dreyfuss: From 4PM to Midnight (or, whenever you want to close it).
This way, people would only bid on one at a time, becasue they wouldn't know about the second auction... All PM's would be for one girl, until 3 and then the other, after 4. Any bid after the closing time (midnight in this example) aren't valid. For the later girl, the winner could be announced in the morning, as you did for Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Hell, theoretically, that way, you could do 3 girls in a 24 hour "marathon" that way, provided you were up at midnight:
Girl 1: 8AM to 4PM
Girl 2: 4PM to Midnight
Girl 3: Midnight to 8AM
Of course, you could change the times as well... 7-3, 3-11, 11-7, whatever.
Just a thought.
-Bill
Last edited by BLeonard; 09-02-2011 at 12:00 PM.
Maybe 20 years ago....but not today.
She was super smokin' hot in the day.
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