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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

    8PM

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • hydro
    Registered User
    • Oct 2005
    • 20160

    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

    This is where I blow my wad...
    BERNIAC!

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    • THATHURMANATOR
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 69112

      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

      LITERALLY..... LIKE TOTALLY ALL OVER THE SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • Historian
        2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
        • Dec 2002
        • 61707

        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

        I'd lick that sand off her thigh...

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        • Michael82
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 82330

          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

          Holy ****! I have no idea who she is. But it's a definite bang!

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          • TacklingDummy
            Unreachable Douche
            • Jul 2002
            • 71724

            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

            I think she's married to a tennis player and might have been in a Adam Sandler movie.

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            • BLeonard
              BoB Sabermetrician
              • Jan 2003
              • 4625

              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

              Originally posted by TacklingDummy
              I think she's married to a tennis player and might have been in a Adam Sandler movie.
              1: Andy Roddick

              2: "Just Go With It"

              -Bill

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              • The King
                Without me it's just Awe so
                • Jun 2004
                • 42380

                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

                This proved the game is not dead...

                21,690
                25,000
                29,000
                29,001
                34,000
                38,205
                42,791
                50,961
                51,500
                52,500
                57,499
                57,502 WINNER Mikey82!
                86,002
                Last edited by The King; 10-05-2011, 08:04 AM.
                I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                It was all
                true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                Comment

                • The King
                  Without me it's just Awe so
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 42380

                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

                  Although according to my calculations there may be another cap overage here... stay tuned.
                  I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                  "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                  You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                  It was all
                  true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                  He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                  mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                  Comment

                  • EricStratton
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 20893

                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

                    Originally posted by King Bedard
                    Although according to my calculations there may be another cap overage here... stay tuned.


                    By a bunch King.

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                    • hydro
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 20160

                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

                      Originally posted by King Bedard
                      This proved the game is not dead...

                      21,690
                      25,000
                      29,000
                      29,001
                      34,000
                      38,205
                      42,791
                      50,961
                      51,500
                      52,500
                      57,499
                      57,502
                      86,002 WINNER X-Era
                      Well for me it was partly the girl and also the reality that there isn't much time left in this game when a rough time line was set.
                      BERNIAC!

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                      • THATHURMANATOR
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 69112

                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

                        Wait how much longer is left in the game?????

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                        • hydro
                          Registered User
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 20160

                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

                          Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR
                          Wait how much longer is left in the game?????
                          Sometime in Nov.

                          Only leaves us with about 40-50 more girls.
                          BERNIAC!

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                          • The King
                            Without me it's just Awe so
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 42380

                            #14
                            Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

                            Originally posted by hydro
                            Sometime in Nov.

                            Only leaves us with about 40-50 more girls.
                            End of NOV and we'll use Dec to determine the winner.
                            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                            It was all
                            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                            Comment

                            • hydro
                              Registered User
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 20160

                              #15
                              Re: Bang or Bucks: Brooklyn Decker

                              Originally posted by King Bedard
                              End of NOV and we'll use Dec to determine the winner.
                              Ok, so about 60-70 more girls. Not too bad I guess seeing as nobody is going to have 10 anyhow.
                              BERNIAC!

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