Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

    8PM

    Last edited by The King; 10-10-2011, 07:57 AM.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


    Comment

    • Mr. Miyagi
      Lecter's Little *****

      • Sep 2002
      • 53616

      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

      Tom Cruise ruined her value.

      Comment

      • Night Train
        Retired - On Several Levels
        • Jul 2005
        • 33117

        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

        Why did she marry a midget gay man ?
        Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

        Comment

        • hydro
          Registered User
          • Oct 2005
          • 20160

          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

          Originally posted by Night Train
          Why did she marry a midget gay man ?
          BERNIAC!

          Comment

          • Static
            The lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.
            • Jul 2005
            • 10584

            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

            If she goes for more then 10 you over paid

            Comment

            • EricStratton
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 20893

              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

              Katie runs hot and cold, it all depends on the day.

              Comment

              • Night Train
                Retired - On Several Levels
                • Jul 2005
                • 33117

                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

                Originally posted by hydro
                She's not exactly poor.
                Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

                Comment

                • hydro
                  Registered User
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 20160

                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

                  Originally posted by Night Train
                  She's not exactly poor.
                  No but she isn't in the upper echelon either. You can never have enough.
                  BERNIAC!

                  Comment

                  • The King
                    Without me it's just Awe so
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 42380

                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

                    7,200
                    13,690
                    23,000
                    24,800
                    25,000
                    26,245
                    26,475
                    27,850
                    28,000
                    31,990 WINNER The Jokeman
                    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                    It was all
                    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                    Comment

                    • The Jokeman
                      Registered User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 9995

                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

                      I'm not sure of pics but will go for this one.



                      EDIT UPDATED PIC.
                      Last edited by The Jokeman; 10-11-2011, 05:28 PM.

                      Comment

                      • Mr. Miyagi
                        Lecter's Little *****

                        • Sep 2002
                        • 53616

                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

                        That pic looks evil. Halloween theme?

                        Comment

                        • The Jokeman
                          Registered User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 9995

                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Katie Holmes

                          Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
                          That pic looks evil. Halloween theme?
                          Yep think it's a good contrast to Sophie Monk's pic.

                          Comment

                          Working...
                          X