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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

    8PM

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • hydro
    Registered User
    • Oct 2005
    • 20160

    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

    The only reason I ever watched woman's tennis was because of her.
    BERNIAC!

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    • rbochan
      Zamboni Driver
      • Jun 2008
      • 5060

      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

      ...Rob

      The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs;
      it's Don't Tread On Me.

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      • Mr. Miyagi
        Lecter's Little Bitch

        • Sep 2002
        • 53616

        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

        OMG Bedard you bastard!!!

        She is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!!!

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        • Static
          The lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.
          • Jul 2005
          • 10584

          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

          Is she into older men? Keep your arthritic fingers crossed Miyagi.

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          • TacklingDummy
            Unreachable Douche
            • Jul 2002
            • 71724

            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

            Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
            OMG Bedard you bastard!!!

            She is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!!!
            Should have cut Bryson when I told you to.

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            • chernobylwraiths
              Registered User
              • Jan 2003
              • 41838

              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

              Originally posted by TacklingDummy
              Should have cut Bryson when I told you to.
              Byron

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              • Mr. Miyagi
                Lecter's Little Bitch

                • Sep 2002
                • 53616

                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

                Originally posted by TacklingDummy
                Should have cut Bryson when I told you to.
                Nah I still rather have a hottie with brains than a hottie used and abused by a bisexual latino boyfriend.

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                • jamze132
                  Registered User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 29290

                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova



                  Suck it.

                  We made such a cute couple.
                  Last edited by jamze132; 10-12-2011, 03:21 PM.

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                  • YardRat
                    Well, lookie here...
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 86146

                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

                    Originally posted by TacklingDummy
                    Should have cut Bryson when I told you to.
                    That's his hottest card, IMO.
                    YardRat Wall of Fame
                    #56 DARRYL TALLEY
                    #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS

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                    • Mr. Miyagi
                      Lecter's Little Bitch

                      • Sep 2002
                      • 53616

                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

                      Originally posted by jamze132

                      Suck it.

                      We made such a cute couple.
                      Oh? Did you bang her or something?

                      Did she smell good?

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                      • TacklingDummy
                        Unreachable Douche
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 71724

                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

                        Originally posted by YardRat
                        That's his hottest card, IMO.
                        She is hot but not $80,000 hot. He'll be able to pick up 3 chicks with that much pretty soon.

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                        • Historian
                          2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 61707

                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

                          Originally posted by jamze132


                          Suck it.

                          We made such a cute couple.
                          Actually, you look like brother and sister...

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                          • The King
                            Without me it's just Awe so
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 42380

                            #14
                            Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

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                            52,500 WINNER G. Wolly!
                            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                            It was all
                            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                            Comment

                            • Mr. Miyagi
                              Lecter's Little Bitch

                              • Sep 2002
                              • 53616

                              #15
                              Re: Bang or Bucks: Anna Kournikova

                              Originally posted by TacklingDummy
                              She is hot but not $80,000 hot. He'll be able to pick up 3 chicks with that much pretty soon.
                              I'd rather have one hot chick than 3 low level quality chicks at 25K a piece.

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