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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
is that the chick who slept with the Gov of NY ?
Is she a porn star?
utm's right- she was Eliot Spitzer's call girl.Originally Posted by SabreEleven
She's smoking hot too, even if she used to be a whore.
There is no "used to be". There just "is"
Sluts.
Ashley worked for me as a waitress when I owned a restaurant in the Outer Banks of North Carolina. She was 17 or 18 at the time.
After a few warnings, my wife finally let her go, telling her she just couldn't keep coming to work "dressed like a hooker."
Prophetic, huh?
Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?
Sounds like she was advertising even then.
"'Clean up your room.', 'Stand up straight.', 'Pick up your feet.', 'Take it like a man.', 'Be nice to your sister.', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever.'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'"
"Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with."
Yeah, she was pretty fast and loose. She was living with a guy about twice her age, and would always try to get our bartender to serve her after her shift, even though she was 3 or 4 years shy of 21.
She was cute, though, and liked to show her stuff. Guess that's why my wife fired her.
And now look at her...probably making more money than you, Jan.
No doubt. But I've read what she had to do for Spitzer, so I'm happy where I am.And now look at her...probably making more money than you, Jan.
3,500
14,950
16,000
16,969
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19,716
29,906 WINNER YardRat
Wow...Seriously? Lemme find a pic...
YardRat Wall of Fame
#56 DARRYL TALLEY #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS
Eh...this one will do...
Zone bux on the way...
You're kidding right?
Did you bang her? LOL
1) No, not kidding. When I found out Ashley was a major part of the Spitzer scandal, I was amazed.
2) No again. My wife ran her off too fast.
Yardrat and Spitzer now have something in common.
Manly looking.
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