Cheryl Cole
Cheryl Cole
She was drafted. Sorry.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Trying to steal my lady are you?Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
Last edited by The Jokeman; 02-03-2012 at 09:35 AM.
Damn it!
I take Tina Fey then. I'll find a pic later.
I've paid up.
Just want to say congrats to FL but **** you to the losers who voted for his stable since his chicks wouldn't give you a second glance, however my sluts would let you airlock them while snorting blow off of their ass cheek.
and that my friends is when Foward_Lateral insured himself of not winning this game.
To be fair, Tina didn't cost him anything... Last year she went for over $100k.
At the same time, I would have selected someone different.
-Bill
Meh, the FA list is all has-beens and used up bimbos. I was actually disappointed going through it.
Wow Tina Fey was a horrid choice. Can i change my choice?
No I omitted her from the lottery.
She has as much sex appeal as wanting to hump a pile of broken glass.Wow Tina Fey was a horrid choice. Can i change my choice?
She has as much sex appeal as wanting to hump a pile of broken glass.
The man put a beer bottle to his ass, maybe broken glass is his thing.
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