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LaRon Landry hasn’t played a whole lot of football in recent seasons, but it looks like he’s still been lifting weights. Or elephants. Or elephants stuffed with weights.
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LaRon Landry hasn’t played a whole lot of football in recent seasons, but it looks like he’s still been lifting weights. Or elephants. Or elephants stuffed with weights.
Last edited by The Spaz; 02-23-2012, 07:29 PM.
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Re: LaRon Landry is looking quite large
No football = no steroid drug testing. Yayyy LandryNot here to be right, just here to have interesting discussions about my impulsive opinions -
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Holy needles in the ass, Batman!Comment
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How long before LaRon Landry tears something?
Laron Landry will likely be an unrestricted free agent next month. The Washington Redskins are unlikely to franchise the oft-injured safety, so it's probable that he'll be free to sign with another team. Judging by recent photos, The Avengers might be a good fit.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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He was always known as a gym rat in college...but damn.COMING SOON...
Originally posted by Dr.LecterComment
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What is that in his hands, a can of Barry Bonds' cream?Comment
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Is that a tattoo of Oprah on his chest?I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Re: LaRon Landry is looking quite large
A jug of stem cell mass.Originally posted by Forward_LateralComment
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It doesn't look like he has the flexability to play Safety in the NFL.Comment
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Maybe not, but I bet he could remove someone's head from their neck if he wanted to.
Do you think he kisses his biceps when he's by himself?Comment
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I would hate to play across from him.
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If I had biceps like that, I'd masturbate with them. I would literally f my own arm.Originally posted by CleveSteveComment
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I think it's Whitney Houston. It's a bit off though...should be more waterlogged.Originally posted by King BedardComment
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Is he trying to bulk up to play defensive end? Linebacker?
Holy cow is he way too big to play Safety anymore.
Only positive, I guess, is he hit hard before getting huge...he likely can hit harder now. If he can catch up with someone that is.Comment
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