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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Another Brit, Another Michelle 5PM

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    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • ServoBillieves
    The Voice of Reason
    • Jul 2007
    • 6106

    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Oh herro...
    Bye Bye Brady...

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    • OpIv37
      Acid Douching Asswipe
      • Sep 2002
      • 101235

      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

      never heard of her, but, damn.
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      • Forward_Lateral
        Registered User
        • Mar 2004
        • 29895

        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

        Someone is going to over bid on her and her tramp stamp.

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        • Historian
          2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
          • Dec 2002
          • 61723

          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

          That's not the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond...

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          • BLeonard
            BoB Sabermetrician
            • Jan 2003
            • 4625

            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

            Originally posted by Historian
            That's not the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond...
            That would be Patricia Heaton...

            When I first saw the name, before clicking on the link and seeing the pics, I thought it was her as well... I know she's (Patricia) been in the news lately.

            -Bill

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            • YardRat
              Well, lookie here...
              • Dec 2004
              • 86163

              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

              Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
              Someone is going to over bid on her and her tramp stamp.
              Me likey the body art...
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              • jamze132
                Don’t hate…
                • Jun 2003
                • 29310

                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

                Originally posted by Historian
                That's not the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond...
                Originally posted by BLeonard
                That would be Patricia Heaton...

                When I first saw the name, before clicking on the link and seeing the pics, I thought it was her as well... I know she's (Patricia) been in the news lately.

                -Bill
                I was kind of hoping this chick would look like Patricia 20 years ago.

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                • Dujek
                  Hall of Fame Zoner
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 7806

                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

                  Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
                  Someone is going to over bid on her and her tramp stamp.
                  It's just a target for the gravy strokes.

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                  • The King
                    Without me it's just Awe so
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 42380

                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

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                    38,402 WINNER YardRat
                    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                    It was all
                    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                    • Mski
                      Registered User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 6753

                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

                      Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
                      Someone is going to over bid on her and her tramp stamp.
                      Bingo!
                      RIP Tommy D!
                      12/25/1978-9/9/2008


                      If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!

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                      • YardRat
                        Well, lookie here...
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 86163

                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

                        BANG!

                        Paid, and is there any way you could take the last pic, crop out the legs and use the right side for a card without losing the tat on the belly?
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                        • BertSquirtgum
                          Legendary Zoner
                          • May 2009
                          • 13379

                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

                          I wonder what her vagina looks like.

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                          • BLeonard
                            BoB Sabermetrician
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 4625

                            #14
                            Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

                            Originally posted by YardRat
                            BANG!

                            Paid, and is there any way you could take the last pic, crop out the legs and use the right side for a card without losing the tat on the belly?
                            So, something like this...

                            The banner (where Bedard puts the name) should sit right on her leg and not cover the tattoo... Any lower of a cut, the tattoo would get covered by the banner.

                            Of course, you'll have to hear **** from some of the forehead-lovers out there, because some had to be taken off the top to allow the leg to remain on the 120x150 area.

                            -Bill

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                            • YardRat
                              Well, lookie here...
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 86163

                              #15
                              Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

                              Can these be re-sized a little bit, so the top of her head isn't cropped?
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