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    Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

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    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
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    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Oh herro...
    Bye Bye Brady...

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    never heard of her, but, damn.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Someone is going to over bid on her and her tramp stamp.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    That's not the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond...

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Quote Originally Posted by Historian
    That's not the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond...
    That would be Patricia Heaton...

    When I first saw the name, before clicking on the link and seeing the pics, I thought it was her as well... I know she's (Patricia) been in the news lately.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Quote Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
    Someone is going to over bid on her and her tramp stamp.
    Me likey the body art...
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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Quote Originally Posted by Historian
    That's not the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond...
    Quote Originally Posted by BLeonard
    That would be Patricia Heaton...

    When I first saw the name, before clicking on the link and seeing the pics, I thought it was her as well... I know she's (Patricia) been in the news lately.

    -Bill
    I was kind of hoping this chick would look like Patricia 20 years ago.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Quote Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
    Someone is going to over bid on her and her tramp stamp.
    It's just a target for the gravy strokes.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Quote Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
    Someone is going to over bid on her and her tramp stamp.
    Bingo!
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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    BANG!

    Paid, and is there any way you could take the last pic, crop out the legs and use the right side for a card without losing the tat on the belly?

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    I wonder what her vagina looks like.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Quote Originally Posted by YardRat
    BANG!

    Paid, and is there any way you could take the last pic, crop out the legs and use the right side for a card without losing the tat on the belly?
    So, something like this...

    The banner (where Bedard puts the name) should sit right on her leg and not cover the tattoo... Any lower of a cut, the tattoo would get covered by the banner.

    Of course, you'll have to hear **** from some of the forehead-lovers out there, because some had to be taken off the top to allow the leg to remain on the 120x150 area.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Can these be re-sized a little bit, so the top of her head isn't cropped?

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Quote Originally Posted by YardRat
    Can these be re-sized a little bit, so the top of her head isn't cropped?
    The banner (where Bedard puts the name) should sit right on her leg and not cover the tattoo... Any lower of a cut, the tattoo would get covered by the banner.
    You're welcome to try to crop it yourself, but I'm betting you'll either lose the top of her head, or lose the tattoo behind the banner that Bedard puts on.

    -Bill

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton



    Guess you could go with that, but the tattoo at that size is gonna be damn near invisible anyway.

    -Bill

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Yeah, I see what you mean...would rather lose a little of the art work than the top of her head I guess.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    If I were you, I'd lose her entire head.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Michelle Heaton

    Good to go...


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