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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

    Yesterday Ralph opened his wallet today you'll have to do the same.

    5PM On Monday, I want to make sure everyone has a chance to bid.

    7
    :hump:
    0%
    6
    :$:
    0%
    1

    The poll is expired.

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • hydro
    Registered User
    • Oct 2005
    • 20160

    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

    Perfection....
    BERNIAC!

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    • Forward_Lateral
      Registered User
      • Mar 2004
      • 29897

      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

      Holy Santa Claus ****.

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

        Some action in NoTOs today too.
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • Night Train
          Retired - On Several Levels
          • Jul 2005
          • 33117

          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

          Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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          • Mski
            Registered User
            • Mar 2006
            • 6753

            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

            i guess she'll be the last card i get, but worth every penny
            RIP Tommy D!
            12/25/1978-9/9/2008


            If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!

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            • The Jokeman
              Registered User
              • Dec 2003
              • 9995

              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

              Muy caliente. Kudos to the King for leaving the bid open all weekend.

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              • BertSquirtgum
                Legendary Zoner
                • May 2009
                • 13379

                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

                I'm going to bid one doll hair.

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                • The King
                  Without me it's just Awe so
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 42380

                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

                  This is the only auction up today. 5PM will change the game for sure.
                  I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                  "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                  You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                  It was all
                  true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                  He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                  mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                  Comment

                  • Forward_Lateral
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 29897

                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

                    Someone is going to pay a pretty penny, I have a feeling.

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                    • EricStratton
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 20893

                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

                      Don't get me wrong, she's great to look at and I bid a good amount but she's not a bank buster in my eyes.

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                      • chernobylwraiths
                        Registered User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 41838

                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

                        Originally posted by EricStratton
                        Don't get me wrong, she's great to look at and I bid a good amount but she's not a bank buster in my eyes.
                        I agree. If you objective is winning the game, it would be difficult to do that using most of your cap on a couple women. I might have hurt my own chances with my own trade, but when I saw her go up, I had to have her.

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                        • Night Train
                          Retired - On Several Levels
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 33117

                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

                          Originally posted by EricStratton
                          Don't get me wrong, she's great to look at and I bid a good amount but she's not a bank buster in my eyes.
                          Maybe if you heard her scream "DURO!" (harder!) , you'd move her up.
                          Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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                          • utmhead
                            Registered User
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 1650

                            #14
                            Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

                            lets go hurry up I want to see how much I was outbid by

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                            • The King
                              Without me it's just Awe so
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 42380

                              #15
                              Re: Bang or Bucks: Sofia Vergara

                              31,690
                              32,040
                              37,500
                              45,444
                              54,200
                              57,500
                              62,550
                              67,521
                              69,969
                              74,916
                              100,096 WINNER Forward Lateral
                              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                              It was all
                              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                              Comment

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