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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Eva Longoria
Strangely enough, I wouldn't.Bye Bye Brady...
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Eva Longoria
MaybeComment
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Eva Longoria
everyday and twice on Sunday... :)
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Eva Longoria
She's a freaking toothpick. I'd break her."'Clean up your room.', 'Stand up straight.', 'Pick up your feet.', 'Take it like a man.', 'Be nice to your sister.', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever.'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'"
"Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with."Comment
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Eva Longoria
I heard from a guy I know that she has a hairy bunghole.Comment
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38,646 WINNER SabreElevenI remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Eva Longoria
Paid....HUGE steal.Comment
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Eva Longoria
first, you don't know anyone that's been anywhere near her bunghole.Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
Second, that's why they make Nair. As long as she keeps up with the factory scheduled maintenance, problem solved.Comment
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