Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
    #1

    Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

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    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

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    Major steal IMO
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • utmhead
      Registered User
      • Oct 2005
      • 1650
      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

      Paid

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      • Mr. Miyagi
        Lecter's Little *****

        • Sep 2002
        • 53616
        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

        No pear tree jokes?

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        • chernobylwraiths
          Registered User
          • Jan 2003
          • 41838
          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

          Is she the love child of Susan Dey and David Cassidy?

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          • Forward_Lateral
            Registered User
            • Mar 2004
            • 29897
            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

            Jay Cutler is balls deep in her anus as I post this, so not that great of a steal, IMO.
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            • OpIv37
              Acid Douching Asswipe
              • Sep 2002
              • 101255
              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

              Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
              Jay Cutler is balls deep in her anus as I post this, so not that great of a steal, IMO.
              It could be worse. At least she isn't taking Tom Brady's demon seed to unleash more mutant half-human half-devil hellspawn offspring on the planet.
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              • CleveSteve
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                • Apr 2011
                • 999
                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

                I'd say I'd bang her stupid, but...

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