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Thread: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

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    Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

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    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
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    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

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    Major steal IMO

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

    Paid

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

    No pear tree jokes?

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

    Is she the love child of Susan Dey and David Cassidy?

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

    Jay Cutler is balls deep in her anus as I post this, so not that great of a steal, IMO.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

    Quote Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
    Jay Cutler is balls deep in her anus as I post this, so not that great of a steal, IMO.
    It could be worse. At least she isn't taking Tom Brady's demon seed to unleash more mutant half-human half-devil hellspawn offspring on the planet.

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    Re: Bang or Bucks: Audrina Patridge

    I'd say I'd bang her stupid, but...

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