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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
10,000
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19,821 WINNER Eric Stratton
Wow, I bid as a throw away.
This pic will do.
There isn't enough milk in those to make a cup of coffee.
--Al Bundy
Ugly with no tits.
No thanks.
My grandfather would say she was a pirates dream. Sunken chest.
In the summer I'll sell a couple girls and get her a boob job.
He's got really long hair.
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