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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

    5PM

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    The poll is expired.

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • Mr. Miyagi
    Lecter's Little *****

    • Sep 2002
    • 53616

    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

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    • OpIv37
      Acid Douching Asswipe
      • Sep 2002
      • 101234

      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

      do her eyes naturally look like they're sunk into her skull, or does she intentionally do that with makeup?
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      • EricStratton
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 20893

        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

        I don't know if my conscience can have her in my death pool and bid on her in BorB

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        • Static
          The lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.
          • Jul 2005
          • 10584

          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

          She would be like having sex with a blow-up doll after it has been punctured.

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          • OpIv37
            Acid Douching Asswipe
            • Sep 2002
            • 101234

            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

            the whole Olsen thing cracks me up.

            Remember how excited everyone was a few years back when the twins finally turned 18 and became "legal?" Now, no one wants to touch them.
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            • The King
              Without me it's just Awe so
              • Jun 2004
              • 42380

              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

              Originally posted by OpIv37
              the whole Olsen thing cracks me up.

              Remember how excited everyone was a few years back when the twins finally turned 18 and became "legal?" Now, no one wants to touch them.
              Bingo
              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
              It was all
              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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              • jamze132
                Don’t hate…
                • Jun 2003
                • 29307

                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

                10 years ago yes.

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                • Homegrown
                  Havin' a ball ... rollin' to the bottom
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 2774

                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

                  there must be something wrong with me ....but, count me in!!

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                  • The King
                    Without me it's just Awe so
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 42380

                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

                    1,000
                    15,999 Winner utmhead
                    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                    It was all
                    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                    • utmhead
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 1650

                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

                      I love me the crack sisters, what a double team. can I get 2 for the price of 1 king ??

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                      • utmhead
                        Registered User
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 1650

                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

                        paid.. top pic is fine

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                        • Historian
                          2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 61723

                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

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                          • Night Train
                            Retired - On Several Levels
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 33117

                            #14
                            Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

                            Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
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                            My left hand has more appeal.
                            Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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                            • gebobs
                              One Bills Drive, Georgia - 871 miles south of Orchard Park
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 11520

                              #15
                              Re: Bang or Bucks: Mary Kate Olsen

                              Yeah but the twin dynamic...
                              Lehner's history. He just doesn't know it yet.

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