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    Penile Implants COVERED By Medicare

    Penile Implants COVERED By Medicare


    A man who wishes to make his penis firmer can do so and have it covered by Medicare or his insurance plan. Hmmm…what are the health benefits? A firmer penis! That’s not a “health” benefit. This procedure is performed so that a man can enjoy sex. It’s all about sex. Recreational sex. Not procreation.

    Meanwhile, women’s rightsare under attack. The GOP is frothing at the mouth while they think up new ways to destroy the quality of women’s lives in America. They want to take away the availability of birth control. They want to make it impossible to sue an employer if a woman finds out a male counterpart makes more money for doing the same job. They want to eradicate abortions. They want to legislate women’s reproductive rights and de-fund Planned Parenthood, but men over 65 are allowed to enjoy medically enhanced sexual pleasure funded by John and Jane Q. Taxpayer. They want to strip women of their rights and dignity and they have succeeded in convincing the majority of women in their own party to believe this War On Women is nothing more than a liberal distraction.

    Unlike penile implants, birth control does, in fact have health benefits. It can reduce severe menstrual cramps, help with endometriosis, be used to fight against ovarian cysts and MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT REDUCES ABORTIONS!

    If a man feels the need to firm up his penis with rods and cylinders so that he can enjoy sex, that’s his choice. It IS covered by insurance. Insurance coverage does not use tax dollars to fund procedures. You must ask yourself why the GOP cares so much about contraception when they don’t have to pay for it? The individual pays into to their own benefits but somehow the GOP has convinced its own that by having birth control covered, taxpayers are footing the bill. “I just don’t want to have to pay for YOUR choice,” is their repeated lament. Over and over to the point where it’s obvious that once again a lie that is repeated enough is perceived as truth. On the other hand, Medicare is funded by you, the taxpayer. You are funding these procedures so that elderly men who are getting implants can enjoy intercourse! Where’s the outrage? Why aren’t women demanding that if a man on Medicare wants a penile implant, he should have to pay for it himself? Why aren’t women demanding that Medicare cover breast implants? You know why? Because women aren’t waging a War On Men. We just want access to affordable healthcare and in this severely strained economy where many can’t afford insurance, we need clinics like Planned Parenthood so we can get mammograms and gynecological check-ups. And, yes, birth control.

    IMAGINE how men would react if liberals decided to take away penile implants and Viagra?
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    Re: Penile Implants COVERED By Medicare

    Penis and Rod in the same sentence.

    Too funny.

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    Re: Penile Implants COVERED By Medicare

    Increased sex does have added health benefits as well.
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    Re: Penile Implants COVERED By Medicare

    if god wanted women to enjoy sex he would have given them a penis
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    Re: Penile Implants COVERED By Medicare

    Not being able to have sex could cause significant pychological/mental issues which could end up costing much more than addressing the actual issue. You really cant tell the difference between Penile implants and breast implants?
    Last edited by MattyNH; 06-15-2012 at 05:30 AM.

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    Re: Penile Implants COVERED By Medicare

    Quote Originally Posted by MattyNH View Post
    Not being able to have sex could cause significant pychological/mental issues which could end up costing much more than addressing the actual issue. You really cant tell the difference between Penile implants and breast implants?

    When did you get both?

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    Re: Penile Implants COVERED By Medicare

    Mind your business

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    Re: Penile Implants COVERED By Medicare

    So essentially these would be UNcircumcised penile implants.

    Patti

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    Re: Penile Implants COVERED By Medicare

    “I just don’t want to have to pay for YOUR choice,” is their repeated lament. Over and over to the point where it’s obvious that once again a lie that is repeated enough is perceived as truth
    Sigh. The individual mandate part of the health care overhaul has once again gone right over this person's head.

    If 1) everyone is being forced to buy health insurance or pay a fine, and 2) all health insurance must cover birth control, both integral parts to the health care overhaul, then, yes, everyone will be forced to pay for a woman's birth control. That's part of the law.

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    Re: Penile Implants COVERED By Medicare

    And for the record, no, I don't support being forced to pay for penile enlargement, either.

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    Re: Penile Implants COVERED By Medicare

    It also covers a broken vag, so that pretty much evens things up.

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