I have never heard of this chick until today, apparently she made headlines as a 16 year old bride... now shes 18.
Courtney Stodden or 16K?
Collapse
X
-
Courtney Stodden or 16K?
7Bang:hump:0%2Bucks:$:0%5The poll is expired.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Tags: None
-
-
Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?
I guess. She's a frickin bombshell.I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Comment
-
-
Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?
I'll take the bucks. Not because she's not hot, but because she's the kind of white trash whore you can take home for the cost of 2 tequila slammers.
Comment
-
-
Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?
I have never seen a chick with cans like that at a bar. (it should be noted that I rarely go to bars that dont have $2 beers)I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Comment
-
-
Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?
Originally posted by The King View PostI have never seen a chick with cans like that at a bar. (it should be noted that I rarely go to bars that dont have $2 beers)
-
👍 1
Comment
-
-
Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?
There's an app for that.I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Comment
-
-
Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?
Originally posted by chernobylwraiths View Postyeah, the chick whose parents allowed her to marry that 50 year old actor from Green mileLast edited by The Jokeman; 09-05-2012, 10:40 PM.
Comment
-
-
Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?
If anyone watched that show "The Soup" they used to make a lot of fun of her the past 6 months or so. She has kind of faded a bit of late- but I'm sure as soon as she hits 18 ou will see a lot more of her.
Also known for some outrageous tweeting and whacky youtube videos. Hotter than hell and slightly ******ed- what a combo!
Comment
-
-
Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?
I think she just turned 18I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Comment
-
-
Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?
Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post$2 beers? I haven't seen a bar with $2 beers in probably 10 years.
If King is getting $2 beers that it must be one hell of a dive with a bunch of welfare bums drinking in there. I know that's how the places around here are. Although I have met quite a bit of poor hotties. They are usually a cheap and easy night out.Last edited by BillsFever21; 09-21-2012, 10:26 PM.
Comment
-
-
Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?
Originally posted by Dozerdog View PostHotter than hell and slightly ******ed- what a combo!
http://www.thesouptv.com/search?q=courtney+stodden
There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
The only answer I found for all this hurt
Is there ain't not answer here on earth
-
👍 1
Comment
-
-
Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?
Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post$2 beers? I haven't seen a bar with $2 beers in probably 10 years.
That was a riotous happy hour.
Billszone 2013 Prediction Contest winner!
Comment
-
Comment