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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    I have never heard of this chick until today, apparently she made headlines as a 16 year old bride... now shes 18.

    7
    Bang:hump:
    0%
    2
    Bucks:$:
    0%
    5

    The poll is expired.

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • chernobylwraiths
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 41838

    #2
    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    yeah, the chick whose parents allowed her to marry that 50 year old actor from Green mile

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    • The King
      Without me it's just Awe so
      • Jun 2004
      • 42380

      #3
      Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

      I guess. She's a frickin bombshell.
      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
      It was all
      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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      • OpIv37
        Acid Douching Asswipe
        • Sep 2002
        • 100871

        #4
        Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

        I'll take the bucks. Not because she's not hot, but because she's the kind of white trash whore you can take home for the cost of 2 tequila slammers.
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        • The King
          Without me it's just Awe so
          • Jun 2004
          • 42380

          #5
          Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

          I have never seen a chick with cans like that at a bar. (it should be noted that I rarely go to bars that dont have $2 beers)
          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
          It was all
          true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
          mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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          • OpIv37
            Acid Douching Asswipe
            • Sep 2002
            • 100871

            #6
            Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

            Originally posted by The King View Post
            I have never seen a chick with cans like that at a bar. (it should be noted that I rarely go to bars that dont have $2 beers)
            $2 beers? I haven't seen a bar with $2 beers in probably 10 years.
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            • The King
              Without me it's just Awe so
              • Jun 2004
              • 42380

              #7
              Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

              There's an app for that.
              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
              It was all
              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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              • BLeonard
                BoB Sabermetrician
                • Jan 2003
                • 4625

                #8
                Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

                Can't turn down $16k for someone I've never heard of before...

                -Bill

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                • The Jokeman
                  Registered User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 9995

                  #9
                  Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

                  Originally posted by chernobylwraiths View Post
                  yeah, the chick whose parents allowed her to marry that 50 year old actor from Green mile
                  Green Mile? I know him as Horace from LOST. Either way it's scray that I'm almost twice her age (35) and still 17 years younger than her husband!
                  Last edited by The Jokeman; 09-05-2012, 10:40 PM.

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                  • Dozerdog
                    In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

                    Administrator Emeritus
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 42586

                    #10
                    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

                    If anyone watched that show "The Soup" they used to make a lot of fun of her the past 6 months or so. She has kind of faded a bit of late- but I'm sure as soon as she hits 18 ou will see a lot more of her.

                    Also known for some outrageous tweeting and whacky youtube videos. Hotter than hell and slightly ******ed- what a combo!


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                    • The King
                      Without me it's just Awe so
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 42380

                      #11
                      Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

                      I think she just turned 18
                      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                      It was all
                      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                      • jdaltroy5
                        Registered User
                        • Aug 2012
                        • 3227

                        #12
                        Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

                        She looks smoking hot in the second pic, but looks totally ****canned in the first one.

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                        • BillsFever21
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 9067

                          #13
                          Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

                          Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
                          $2 beers? I haven't seen a bar with $2 beers in probably 10 years.
                          Maybe in the pony bottles but that's about it lol. I live in a small town and even beers are around $2.75 in the dives and about $3.75 in the normal places. We don't have any expensive nightclub type places where you pay $7 for a beer or crap like that(thank god)

                          If King is getting $2 beers that it must be one hell of a dive with a bunch of welfare bums drinking in there. I know that's how the places around here are. Although I have met quite a bit of poor hotties. They are usually a cheap and easy night out.
                          Last edited by BillsFever21; 09-21-2012, 10:26 PM.

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                          • Valerie
                            Saving the World One Signature at a Time!
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 22477

                            #14
                            Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

                            Originally posted by Dozerdog View Post
                            Hotter than hell and slightly ******ed- what a combo!


                            http://www.thesouptv.com/search?q=courtney+stodden
                            Well isn't this nice! I ask all the time if you think someone is atractive and you never give me an answer. Then I come to the board and see that you're drooling over some whore, who, BTW isn't the least bit attractive!


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                            Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
                            The only answer I found for all this hurt
                            Is there ain't not answer here on earth

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                            • IlluminatusUIUC
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 8966

                              #15
                              Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

                              Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
                              $2 beers? I haven't seen a bar with $2 beers in probably 10 years.
                              I used to hit a bar in Milwaukee called Duke's on Water St. $1 drafts until 9PM every single weekday.

                              That was a riotous happy hour.


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