View Poll Results: Courtney Stodden or 16K

Voters
7. You may not vote on this poll
  • Bang

    2 28.57%
  • Bucks

    5 71.43%
Results 1 to 17 of 17

Thread: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

  1. #1
    Without me it's just Awe so The King's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Boston
    Posts
    42,380
    Thanks
    381
    Thanked 3,748 Times in 1,830 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    206

    Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    I have never heard of this chick until today, apparently she made headlines as a 16 year old bride... now shes 18.

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



  2. #2
    Registered User chernobylwraiths's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Tonawanda
    Posts
    41,838
    Thanks
    1,001
    Thanked 1,775 Times in 1,070 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    143

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    yeah, the chick whose parents allowed her to marry that 50 year old actor from Green mile

  3. #3
    Without me it's just Awe so The King's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Boston
    Posts
    42,380
    Thanks
    381
    Thanked 3,748 Times in 1,830 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    206

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    I guess. She's a frickin bombshell.

  4. #4
    Acid Douching Asswipe OpIv37's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Baltimore, MD
    Posts
    100,854
    Thanks
    15,907
    Thanked 26,210 Times in 13,678 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    284

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    I'll take the bucks. Not because she's not hot, but because she's the kind of white trash whore you can take home for the cost of 2 tequila slammers.

  5. #5
    Without me it's just Awe so The King's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Boston
    Posts
    42,380
    Thanks
    381
    Thanked 3,748 Times in 1,830 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    206

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    I have never seen a chick with cans like that at a bar. (it should be noted that I rarely go to bars that dont have $2 beers)

  6. #6
    Acid Douching Asswipe OpIv37's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Baltimore, MD
    Posts
    100,854
    Thanks
    15,907
    Thanked 26,210 Times in 13,678 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    284

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    Quote Originally Posted by The King View Post
    I have never seen a chick with cans like that at a bar. (it should be noted that I rarely go to bars that dont have $2 beers)
    $2 beers? I haven't seen a bar with $2 beers in probably 10 years.

  7. Post thanked by:

    BillsFever21 (09-21-2012)

  8. #7
    Without me it's just Awe so The King's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Boston
    Posts
    42,380
    Thanks
    381
    Thanked 3,748 Times in 1,830 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    206

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    There's an app for that.

  9. #8
    BoB Sabermetrician BLeonard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Ft. Wayne, IN
    Posts
    4,625
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1,813 Times in 944 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    32

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    Can't turn down $16k for someone I've never heard of before...

    -Bill

  10. #9
    Registered User The Jokeman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Buffalo, NY
    Posts
    9,995
    Thanks
    138
    Thanked 2,055 Times in 1,428 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    44

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    Quote Originally Posted by chernobylwraiths View Post
    yeah, the chick whose parents allowed her to marry that 50 year old actor from Green mile
    Green Mile? I know him as Horace from LOST. Either way it's scray that I'm almost twice her age (35) and still 17 years younger than her husband!
    Last edited by The Jokeman; 09-05-2012 at 10:40 PM.

  11. #10
    In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.
    Administrator Emeritus
    Dozerdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Urbana, Maryland, United States
    Posts
    42,586
    Thanks
    92
    Thanked 233 Times in 92 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    137

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    If anyone watched that show "The Soup" they used to make a lot of fun of her the past 6 months or so. She has kind of faded a bit of late- but I'm sure as soon as she hits 18 ou will see a lot more of her.

    Also known for some outrageous tweeting and whacky youtube videos. Hotter than hell and slightly ******ed- what a combo!


    http://www.thesouptv.com/search?q=courtney+stodden

  12. #11
    Without me it's just Awe so The King's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Boston
    Posts
    42,380
    Thanks
    381
    Thanked 3,748 Times in 1,830 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    206

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    I think she just turned 18

  13. #12
    Registered User jdaltroy5's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Posts
    3,227
    Thanks
    1,996
    Thanked 2,210 Times in 1,165 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    19

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    She looks smoking hot in the second pic, but looks totally ****canned in the first one.

  14. #13
    Registered User BillsFever21's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    In a state located in the USA
    Posts
    9,067
    Thanks
    2,276
    Thanked 1,155 Times in 770 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    39

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37 View Post
    $2 beers? I haven't seen a bar with $2 beers in probably 10 years.
    Maybe in the pony bottles but that's about it lol. I live in a small town and even beers are around $2.75 in the dives and about $3.75 in the normal places. We don't have any expensive nightclub type places where you pay $7 for a beer or crap like that(thank god)

    If King is getting $2 beers that it must be one hell of a dive with a bunch of welfare bums drinking in there. I know that's how the places around here are. Although I have met quite a bit of poor hotties. They are usually a cheap and easy night out.
    Last edited by BillsFever21; 09-21-2012 at 10:26 PM.

  15. #14
    Saving the World One Signature at a Time! Valerie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Somewhere on a Beach sipping something strong
    Posts
    22,477
    Thanks
    511
    Thanked 333 Times in 227 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    116

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dozerdog View Post
    Hotter than hell and slightly ******ed- what a combo!


    http://www.thesouptv.com/search?q=courtney+stodden
    Well isn't this nice! I ask all the time if you think someone is atractive and you never give me an answer. Then I come to the board and see that you're drooling over some whore, who, BTW isn't the least bit attractive!


    There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
    Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
    The only answer I found for all this hurt
    Is there ain't not answer here on earth


  16. Post thanked by:

    sukie (01-04-2013)

  17. #15
    Registered User IlluminatusUIUC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Chicago, Killinois
    Posts
    8,966
    Thanks
    3,129
    Thanked 6,165 Times in 3,360 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    31

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37 View Post
    $2 beers? I haven't seen a bar with $2 beers in probably 10 years.
    I used to hit a bar in Milwaukee called Duke's on Water St. $1 drafts until 9PM every single weekday.

    That was a riotous happy hour.


    Billszone 2013 Prediction Contest winner!

  18. #16
    Formerly MARCELL DAREUS POWER, now posting as DANNY BATTEN POWER NOT THE DUDE...'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    8,826
    Thanks
    556
    Thanked 414 Times in 316 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    0

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37 View Post
    $2 beers? I haven't seen a bar with $2 beers in probably 10 years.

    They exist in detroit!

  19. #17
    Registered User chernobylwraiths's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Tonawanda
    Posts
    41,838
    Thanks
    1,001
    Thanked 1,775 Times in 1,070 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    143

    Re: Courtney Stodden or 16K?

    Quote Originally Posted by Valerie View Post
    Well isn't this nice! I ask all the time if you think someone is atractive and you never give me an answer. Then I come to the board and see that you're drooling over some whore, who, BTW isn't the least bit attractive!
    Amazing that he doesn't tell you if he thinks girls are attractive.

  20. Post thanked by:

    The last buffalo fan (05-07-2013)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •