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  • ParanoidAndroid
    My battery is low and it's getting dark.
    • Apr 2004
    • 16736

    #76
    Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 12 Decisions

    A t-shirt? Really?

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    • The King
      Without me it's just Awe so
      • Jun 2004
      • 42380

      #77
      Kings Cartoons: Buddy Nix, The Real Prank

      I couldnt pass on this opportunity.
      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
      It was all
      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #78
        Re: Kings Cartoons: Buddy Nix, The Real Prank

        Nothing? I thought this one was particularly good.
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • mikemac2001
          is the creepy cross dresser staring at you in the corner
          • Mar 2003
          • 4574

          #79
          Re: Kings Cartoons: Buddy Nix, The Real Prank

          i saw it on twitter i liked it.

          MUCK
          FIAMI

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          • The last buffalo fan
            I told the pet store guy "How else am I supposed to get the mouse out of my ass?"
            • Sep 2004
            • 18204

            #80
            Re: Kings Cartoons: Buddy Nix, The Real Prank

            Originally posted by mikemac2001 View Post
            i saw it on twitter i liked it.
            Facebook! Nice ..... problem is that I'm ****ing Buffalo Bills fan!
            The Mexican & too!!

            - Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -

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            • Buddo
              Registered User
              • Mar 2007
              • 1864

              #81
              Re: Kings Cartoons: Buddy Nix, The Real Prank

              Trouble is, there's a degree of subtlety to it, and that doesn't always work well around here.

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              • MitchMurrayDowntown
                Skoobasaurus-Rex
                • Oct 2011
                • 22263

                #82
                Re: Kings Cartoons: Buddy Nix, The Real Prank

                A bulge in the back of his pants would of brought it home for me, obviously around the waking up part with a suprise.

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                • The King
                  Without me it's just Awe so
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 42380

                  #83
                  Re: Kings Cartoons: Buddy Nix, The Real Prank

                  Doug Whaleys first appearance....
                  I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                  "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                  You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                  It was all
                  true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                  He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                  mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                  • EricStratton
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 20893

                    #84
                    Re: Kings Cartoons: Buddy Nix, The Real Prank

                    It's not that funny because it plays on the same old theme of Nix being old.

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                    • RedEyE
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 24661

                      #85
                      Re: Kings Cartoons: Buddy Nix, The Real Prank

                      lol - Reminded me of this:

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                      • The King
                        Without me it's just Awe so
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 42380

                        #86
                        Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition - Buddy and Kiko's Night Out

                        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                        It was all
                        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                        Comment

                        • T-Long
                          Circling the Wagons since 1982.
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 3848

                          #87
                          Re: Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition - Buddy and Kiko's Night Out

                          I actually LOL'ed at work

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                          • The King
                            Without me it's just Awe so
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 42380

                            #88
                            Re: Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition - Buddy and Kiko's Night Out

                            Awesome, I try to dust these off from time to time.
                            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                            It was all
                            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                            Comment

                            • Night Train
                              Retired - On Several Levels
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 33117

                              #89
                              Re: Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition - Buddy and Kiko's Night Out

                              You should have had Buddy drinking moonshine from a jug.

                              Fail !
                              Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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                              • The King
                                Without me it's just Awe so
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 42380

                                #90
                                Re: Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition - Buddy and Kiko's Night Out

                                Originally posted by Night Train View Post
                                You should have had Buddy drinking moonshine from a jug.

                                Fail !
                                I thought the paper bag was a nice touch.
                                I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                                "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                                You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                                It was all
                                true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                                He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                                mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                                Comment

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