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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Kings Cartoons: Weekly Cartoons from the King

    I know my sexy Rexy was a fan favorite last year... here he is in this installment of the Dark Knight.



    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • MitchMurrayDowntown
    Skoobasaurus-Rex
    • Oct 2011
    • 22263

    #2
    Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1 - Why SO Serious?

    The Sandals are classic, thx King.

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    • Meathead
      Insufferable prick and perpetual crybaby
      • Jul 2002
      • 21349

      #3
      Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1 - Why SO Serious?

      that weight rex lost all went to his chin
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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #4
        Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1 - Why SO Serious?

        there was no need to recreate his character. I like the charm in the original.
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • SquishDaFish
          Lets GO BUFFALO!!
          • Jun 2005
          • 17034

          #5
          Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1 - Why SO Serious?

          good one

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          • The King
            Without me it's just Awe so
            • Jun 2004
            • 42380

            #6
            Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1 - Why SO Serious?

            bump
            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
            It was all
            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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            • stuckincincy
              Buffalo Bills Fan
              • Sep 2003
              • 15084

              #7
              Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1 - Why SO Serious?

              I wonder what the over/under is on the number of times Revis gets away with holds and interference...
              Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.

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              • The King
                Without me it's just Awe so
                • Jun 2004
                • 42380

                #8
                Kings Cartoons: Week 1: Impressions

                I think this about sums it up.

                Last edited by The King; 09-10-2012, 08:29 AM.
                I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                It was all
                true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                • The King
                  Without me it's just Awe so
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 42380

                  #9
                  Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1: Impressions

                  I had about 30 scenarios I could've used in this.
                  I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                  "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                  You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                  It was all
                  true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                  He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                  mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                  • Meathead
                    Insufferable prick and perpetual crybaby
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 21349

                    #10
                    Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1: Impressions

                    one of your best. stevie washed up on the island is great

                    but to be realistic you shoulda had mcknumnuts right on the receiver with his hands waving at the ball and a big word whiff between them, plus maybe the word again in parens

                    and im not positive what the third frame is saying. it looks like holmes being so open that he can read a book while he waits for the ball but we dont have any white dbs or lbs starting so i assume it must be the dlinemen (with white williams) and a lb. but des dont cover wrs so im lost on that one
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                    • The King
                      Without me it's just Awe so
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 42380

                      #11
                      Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1: Impressions

                      That's Cromartie with all his kids, all alone until that INT hit him right in the chest.
                      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                      It was all
                      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                      • Blondie
                        Dumber than the average blonde :-)
                        • Aug 2012
                        • 27740

                        #12
                        Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1: Impressions

                        Oh wow .. you really made this cartoon??
                        I was banned for calling Yardie a coward, by DB, in a tread about women’s issues happening right now in America. Nothing better than republican men silencing women’s voices, especially in the Buffalo Spin zone!!

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                        • jimmifli
                          Registered User
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 7827

                          #13
                          Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1: Impressions

                          Originally posted by The King View Post
                          That's Cromartie with all his kids, all alone until that INT hit him right in the chest.
                          He's got a white kid.

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                          • The King
                            Without me it's just Awe so
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 42380

                            #14
                            Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1: Impressions

                            Originally posted by jimmifli View Post
                            He's got a white kid.
                            The idea behind the white kid was he has so many he wouldnt notice that a white one snuck in there.
                            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                            It was all
                            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                            • jimmifli
                              Registered User
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 7827

                              #15
                              Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 1: Impressions

                              This was the view from where I was sitting:

                              statue-tory-rape-19818-1258570263-38.jpg

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