Amber alert on Mario Williams

[Skooby]

Guy next to me said they're looking for him & not sure where he is, lol.

[Skooby]

Re: Amber alert on Mario Williams

Where is he?

[Buffalo Thriller]

Re: Amber alert on Mario Williams

I think he got lost on the way to the bank.

[THRILLHO]

Re: Amber alert on Mario Williams

Hunting accident?

[Generalissimus Gibby]

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He was last seen in a car full of money.

[BillsFever21]

Re: Amber alert on Mario Williams

After being the #1 pick in the draft he has his 2nd big contract in his career so he's set now. He doesn't need to try anymore. If it wasn't only about money then he would've stayed with the Texans and still made a big chunk of change and been with a team on the rise instead of the worse team in the league over the past 13 years.

[Generalissimus Gibby]

Re: Amber alert on Mario Williams

After being the #1 pick in the draft he has his 2nd big contract in his career so he's set now. He doesn't need to try anymore. If it wasn't only about money then he would've stayed with the Texans and still made a big chunk of change and been with a team on the rise instead of the worse team in the league over the past 13 years.

I've contacted Missing Persons for the benefit of his family and have discovered that Mr. Williams has terminal contract syndrome. He was last seen in an SUV with several bags of money, out in front of a post office. The mail clerk confirms that he had a postcard marked effort and he was mailing it in.

[BillsFever21]

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You would think after starting off with a team that had only been in the league for around 4 years and being on a losing team the entire time he would want to finish his career off with that team that is stacked and ready to win now and still make 10's of millions. Instead he chose to make a little more money and go with a team that was far away from being a winning team let alone that caliber of a team.

He got so used to losing it's not a big deal to him if out of 32 teams he chose to come to Buffalo because they offered him the most money. He will have some good games and decent seasons but it's another player who has his money so he doesn't care that much. Winning is only gravy on the side to him.

[Generalissimus Gibby]

Re: Amber alert on Mario Williams

They've found Mario William's body. Its still warm and he is moving, but he has been pronounced worthless by the Erie County Coroner.

[Generalissimus Gibby]

Re: Amber alert on Mario Williams

A memorial service will be held at the First Baptist Church of Orchard Park, but there will be no viewing as there is nothing to be seen.

[Generalissimus Gibby]

Re: Amber alert on Mario Williams

Russ Brandon has asked that in lieu of flowers that you buy a Mario Williams Jersey and perhaps reup your season tix because while Ralph and the gang at OBD have no real interest in ever wanting the team to succeed they sure as hell would like your money.

[jamze132]

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I heard he already left for California to hit up West Coast Customs for his new ride before the SF game.

[RedEyE]

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I heard they found him buried beneath Wanny's defensive scheme.

[Skooby]

Re: Amber alert on Mario Williams

I heard they found him buried beneath Wanny's defensive scheme.

What defensive scheme ?

[Blondie]

Re: Amber alert on Mario Williams

I told you he looked like a guy who was playing to protect his paycheck!