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    Republicans - Demonic Possession bigger problem than Climate Change

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2066476.html

    A new poll reveals the majority of registered Republican voters believe that demonic possession is a real phenomenon.

    The "Halloween-centric" poll, conducted by Public Policy Polling showed that 68 percent of Republican voters think it's possible to be possessed by demons.......

    only 48 percent of Republicans polled in an earlier survey conducted by the Pew Research Center survey said they believe in climate change.

    As the election looms ever closer, the topic of climate change and global warming has been in the air -- with some experts and politicians calling the recent devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy a reality check.

    However, while 88 percent of Obama supporters believe that there is "solid evidence that the earth is warming," only 42 percent of Romney supporters said that this is true, according to the Pew survey.


    Interesting. And very frightening
    What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof ~ Christopher Hitchens

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    Re: Republicans - Demonic Possession bigger problem than Climate Change

    Stop it. You are making me cry.
    "'Clean up your room.', 'Stand up straight.', 'Pick up your feet.', 'Take it like a man.', 'Be nice to your sister.', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever.'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'"

    "Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with."

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    Re: Republicans - Demonic Possession bigger problem than Climate Change



    As an infidel living in the depressing eyesore that is the Bible Belt, I can attest to this first hand.

    Almost every girl I've dated in this part of the country comes from a religious, conservative household.

    One of the first girls I dated in Jacksonville took me to her parents house one day. She explained that her parents had a pastor do a blessing on each of the doors to prevent demons from entering.

    This got me into so much trouble because I started cracking up picturing a demon politely and blithely knocking the door and being like OUCH IT'S BLESSED, I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!

    It's like, dumbasses, it's an imaginary, invisible demon. WHY DOES IT NEED TO USE THE FRONT DOOR???

    And it doesn't work anyway, because I entered, didn't I?
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    Re: Republicans - Demonic Possession bigger problem than Climate Change

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeMama View Post


    As an infidel living in the depressing eyesore that is the Bible Belt, I can attest to this first hand.

    Almost every girl I've dated in this part of the country comes from a religious, conservative household.

    One of the first girls I dated in Jacksonville took me to her parents house one day. She explained that her parents had a pastor do a blessing on each of the doors to prevent demons from entering.

    This got me into so much trouble because I started cracking up picturing a demon politely and blithely knocking the door and being like OUCH IT'S BLESSED, I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!

    It's like, dumbasses, it's an imaginary, invisible demon. WHY DOES IT NEED TO USE THE FRONT DOOR???

    And it doesn't work anyway, because I entered, didn't I?
    was she into anal sex to protect her virginity?

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    Re: Republicans - Demonic Possession bigger problem than Climate Change

    LOL

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    Re: Republicans - Demonic Possession bigger problem than Climate Change

    Quote Originally Posted by JATMtheJATM View Post
    was she into anal sex to protect her virginity?
    Not at first...

    But demons like myself can be very persuasive.


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    Re: Republicans - Demonic Possession bigger problem than Climate Change

    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightVoice View Post
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2066476.html

    A new poll reveals the majority of registered Republican voters believe that demonic possession is a real phenomenon.

    The "Halloween-centric" poll, conducted by Public Policy Polling showed that 68 percent of Republican voters think it's possible to be possessed by demons.......

    only 48 percent of Republicans polled in an earlier survey conducted by the Pew Research Center survey said they believe in climate change.

    As the election looms ever closer, the topic of climate change and global warming has been in the air -- with some experts and politicians calling the recent devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy a reality check.

    However, while 88 percent of Obama supporters believe that there is "solid evidence that the earth is warming," only 42 percent of Romney supporters said that this is true, according to the Pew survey.


    Interesting. And very frightening
    I believe that Mitt Romney is possessed by demons. What other reason could there be for such a devout religious man to lie so much?

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    Re: Republicans - Demonic Possession bigger problem than Climate Change

    Quote Originally Posted by Albany,n.y. View Post
    I believe that Mitt Romney is possessed by demons. What other reason could there be for such a devout religious man to lie so much?

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    Re: Republicans - Demonic Possession bigger problem than Climate Change

    wut?

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    Re: Republicans - Demonic Possession bigger problem than Climate Change

    Could this be a partial explanation of the Republican failure?

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