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    The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    It was Hurricane Sandy's fault.

    Do they REALLY want to make the case Obama is only President because of an ACT OF GOD?

    Really?
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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    The Republicans did it to themselves. If they had listened to the Democrats about global warming, then Hurricane Sandy never would have happened.

    So there.

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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by Spartacus View Post
    It was Hurricane Sandy's fault.

    Do they REALLY want to make the case Obama is only President because of an ACT OF GOD?

    Really?
    Well, keep in mind, a hurricane also shortened the GOP National Convention...

    If only they would listen to the God that they claim to love and fear so much. It should be clear to them by now that he's not happy with them.

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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by Spartacus View Post
    It was Hurricane Sandy's fault.

    Do they REALLY want to make the case Obama is only President because of an ACT OF GOD?

    Really?
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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Figures that a woman would do this to them.

    I bet she is a single slut who likes sex too and wants to use birth control.
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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Lecter View Post
    Figures that a woman would do this to them.

    I bet she is a single slut who likes sex too and wants to use birth control.
    Actually, they're blaming the sluts who raise kids on their own as well.

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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    God bless sluts.

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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    "Now, go put your clothes on and vote for Obama!"


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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Shoulda offered Romney phones. Quite frankly, Romney had no response to the quip "Companies getting tax breaks to ship jobs overseas" lie.

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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    God wills it!

    Four more years of a socialist, Kenyan President is punishment for their bigotry and willful ignorance.
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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by Spartacus View Post
    It was Hurricane Sandy's fault.

    Do they REALLY want to make the case Obama is only President because of an ACT OF GOD?

    Really?
    Well, yes. Why should Romney preside over the demise of the nation?

    More interesting stuff is going to come out about Obama as president than would have if he were ex-president. If Romney had won we might've gotten a Romney Reprieve. Now we'll get the kind of country we asked for in this election. To paraphrase the Clinton people, "Those are OUR deficits now!"

    And where has Ruth been, was she sabotaging the vote-counting software?



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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by Discotrish View Post
    Well, yes. Why should Romney preside over the demise of the nation?

    More interesting stuff is going to come out about Obama as president than would have if he were ex-president. If Romney had won we might've gotten a Romney Reprieve. Now we'll get the kind of country we asked for in this election. To paraphrase the Clinton people, "Those are OUR deficits now!"

    And where has Ruth been, was she sabotaging the vote-counting software?



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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by Historian View Post
    Actually, they're blaming the sluts who raise kids on their own as well.
    That's only partially right...

    They're blaming anyone or anything except themselves is much more accurate.

    -Bill

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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by BLeonard View Post
    That's only partially right...

    They're blaming anyone or anything except themselves is much more accurate.

    -Bill
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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by Spartacus View Post
    It was Hurricane Sandy's fault.

    Do they REALLY want to make the case Obama is only President because of an ACT OF GOD?

    Really?
    They're actually not too far off. It was not Hurricane Sandy that finished them off. It was Mike Brown, a Republican, criticizing the Obama admin for acting too quickly in response to the hurricane. If Brown simply goes away people don't think back as readily to Katrina and Bush's abysmal failure, but alas he couldn't do that so he opens his trap and links Bush's failure to Romney. If that wasn't bad enough for the GOP, Obama gets praised by one should be considered a GOP frontrunner in 2016, NJ Governor Christie, and he gets a photo op of him working across the aisle to help the American people. Obama looked like a leader, and Romney looked like he was doing half assed things to get elected. So in short, while Sandy didn't cost Romney the election, the GOP response did.

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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by Discotrish View Post
    Well, yes. Why should Romney preside over the demise of the nation?
    So, God INTENTIONALLY stepped in with a message loud enough to assure the defeat of Mitt Romney and the Republican hordes and you're claiming it's because he wants Obama to preside over the demise of the nation?

    Why?

    I thought God was on your side?

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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    They're actually not too far off. It was not Hurricane Sandy that finished them off. It was Mike Brown, a Republican, criticizing the Obama admin for acting too quickly in response to the hurricane. If Brown simply goes away people don't think back as readily to Katrina and Bush's abysmal failure, but alas he couldn't do that so he opens his trap and links Bush's failure to Romney. If that wasn't bad enough for the GOP, Obama gets praised by one should be considered a GOP frontrunner in 2016, NJ Governor Christie, and he gets a photo op of him working across the aisle to help the American people. Obama looked like a leader, and Romney looked like he was doing half assed things to get elected. So in short, while Sandy didn't cost Romney the election, the GOP response did.
    If there was no hurricane, none of this stuff ever happens and Mitt might be President today.

    Seems pretty obvious what God's message was.

    The sheep were starting to stray too far away from the flock.

    It also suggests God's anger at Mitt's nutso heretical religion.

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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by Discotrish View Post
    To paraphrase the Clinton people, "Those are OUR deficits now!"
    To directly quote Vice President Dick Cheney: "Deficits don't matter."

    -Bill

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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Lecter View Post
    Figures that a woman would do this to them.

    I bet she is a single slut who likes sex too and wants to use birth control.
    Actually, the hurricane's full name was Sandra Fluke. Sandy is just her nickname
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    Re: The single funniest Republican excuse for getting their asses kicked...

    Quote Originally Posted by BLeonard View Post
    Well, keep in mind, a hurricane also shortened the GOP National Convention...
    It did that twice.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Re...rricane_Gustav
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