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    Shopping mall Santa loses his job after telling 3-year-old the Leafs suck

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...6638--nhl.html

    According to Mary Trent of Mississauga, Ontario, when she brought her 3-year-old son to visit Santa Claus at Lowe's Toronto Christmas Market, Kris Kringle started crackin' wise. First, he told the kid his red plaid jacket made him look like Paul Bunyan. Then, if bewildering a small boy with a centuries-old pop culture reference wasn't enough, Trent says Santa next turned his attention to the boy's favorite hockey team.

    "Then he said, 'Oh, you're wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs tuque (hat), you shouldn't be wearing that, they suck.' At that point, I took my son and told him we should go, Santa isn't being very good today."

    Trent said her son was inconsolable and cried all the way home to Mississauga.

    "He wanted to know who Paul Bunyan was? He wanted to know why Santa said the Toronto Maple Leafs suck," Trent told the Sun Thursday. "I told him Santa was having a bad day. I can't really tell him Santa's a jerk."

    But Santa's a jerk and kids need to know. When I was 8, I asked him for a pair of moon shoes and I did not receive moon shoes. Unreliable, that's what he is.

    And as for why Santa might have said the Toronto Maple Leafs suck... well, Santa knows who's been naughty and who's been nice, and the Leafs have been naughty for nearly a decade. Still, you'd think jolly old St. Nicholas could refrain from chirping a 3-year-old about it. Apparently not.
    Sorry, but I found this funny as hell...

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    Re: Shopping mall Santa loses his job after telling 3-year-old the Leafs suck

    Quote Originally Posted by yordad
    Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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    Re: Shopping mall Santa loses his job after telling 3-year-old the Leafs suck

    That's a way to go out in a blaze of glory.

    Making stupid little kids cry

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    Re: Shopping mall Santa loses his job after telling 3-year-old the Leafs suck

    That is hysterical! But I do feel sorry for the poor kid!


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    Re: Shopping mall Santa loses his job after telling 3-year-old the Leafs suck

    I wish Santa had told me that the Bills suck when I was 3. It would have made the next 30 years of my life much more bearable.

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    Re: Shopping mall Santa loses his job after telling 3-year-old the Leafs suck

    I feel bad for that Santa it's clear the woman and her kid made the story up ...

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